...everyone hates him The Doclopedia #2,439 Oh Shit!: I Forgot To Turn Off The Replicator! “Klich, I need you at Replication Master Control now! I'm in deep shit. I was doing regular maintenance on the Captain's replicator and I may have fucked up. Yeah, I did everything right. I ran diagnostic scans and everything, then … Continue reading Hide Your Junk, Because Bitey Cat Is Here!
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The Girl With Green Nipples Dazzles The Rubes
...without using her nipples The Doclopedia #2,438 Oh Shit!: It's Auntie Ethel! “Oh bloody hell, it's me Auntie Ethel! If she spots me here, my mum & dad will hear about it within the hour. I'm heading down the alley, then 'round to Tim's. I can lay low there for an hour, then head home. … Continue reading The Girl With Green Nipples Dazzles The Rubes
Completely Basset Hound!
...ears and all The Doclopedia #2,436 Oh Shit!: This Ring Is Cursed! “Oh shit! Sister Bomia, I need your assistance. I slipped this ring on my middle finger without thinking, and it just informed me that I now carry Jinakak's Curse. What do you know about this curse? Nothing at all? Well, can you remove … Continue reading Completely Basset Hound!
Zen And The Art Of Not Giving a Shit
...you need to read it. The Doclopedia #2,437 Oh Shit!: It's Raining! “Shit! Shitshitshit! It is starting to rain, my sisters and brothers! We cannot complete the Ritual of the Twin Suns if it is raining. That means the Beast of Gurvannin will soon be on the hunt for us, for we have defiled part … Continue reading Zen And The Art Of Not Giving a Shit
A Book About Things That Do Stuff To Other Things
...now in paperback The Doclopedia #2,435 Oh Shit!: My Wife Found Out! “Joon? It's Lan. I'm in deep shit. My wife found out that I wasn't at a training week. Yeah, she knows I was at the convention. Even worse, she's figured out that I've been still buying games even after she put a freeze … Continue reading A Book About Things That Do Stuff To Other Things
Glowing Canaries
...in 3 colors! The Doclopedia #2,434 Oh Shit!: A Cop Is Following Us! “Oh no! OH NO! Dana, there's a cop behind us! Oh shit! We're both underage and stoned and we've got a backseat full of beer! If he stops us, we'll get arrested and our parents will kill us. Fuck Howie and Brent … Continue reading Glowing Canaries
Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Little Jenny, Trevor The Dog, And A Friar Named Ralph, Pull Off An Epic Escape In The Evil Duke’s Airship
...right there in broad daylight The Doclopedia #2,433 Oh Shit!: That's A Giant Ant!“SHIT! It's a giant ant, Roy! I told Dr. Yugovski something like that could happen if he tested those hormones outside. Jesus, that thing is 7 feet long if it's an inch. Hand me my camera so I can get some pictures … Continue reading Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Little Jenny, Trevor The Dog, And A Friar Named Ralph, Pull Off An Epic Escape In The Evil Duke’s Airship
The Golden Gorilla Does Not Trust The Blue Raccoon
...at least, that's what she says . Become a Patron! Or the terrorists win. . The Doclopedia #1,840 Oh, Shit!: We're Going To Crash! DAMN! That Euro dog took out our main gas cells. We're leaking hydrogen and falling fast! Chandra, deploy the wings! Ghosh, inflate the emergency gas cells! That ground is coming up … Continue reading The Golden Gorilla Does Not Trust The Blue Raccoon
Game Designers Or Masochists? You Decide!
...actually, they're both . Become a Patron! Do it for the children! . The Doclopedia #1,836 Oh, Shit!: We're Screwed! Jesus, Lenny, them cops is still on our tail! Must be 5 or 6 cars back there. Oh man, we are so screwed. I knew we shouldn't have trusted Jimmy Legs. Somethin' about him never … Continue reading Game Designers Or Masochists? You Decide!
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