…without using her nipples
The Doclopedia #2,438
Oh Shit!: It’s Auntie Ethel!
“Oh bloody hell, it’s me Auntie Ethel! If she spots me here, my mum & dad will hear about it within the hour. I’m heading down the alley, then ’round to Tim’s. I can lay low there for an hour, then head home. If she asks any of you lot about me, you tell her…oh shit, she’s made me. Here she comes. Act like you don’t know me and bugger off. Oh, I’m fucked proper, I just know it.”