...not me, not me Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,324 Spells Gone Wild: Magic Missile “Horkaw! Whut da hell wuz dat? You was s'posed ta cast dat spell at dose hoomans an' dwarfs! How come dem magical mizzels went all over an hit our guyz? One a' dem blew … Continue reading The Piano Has Been Thinking
Month: December 2016
Doc Tempest VS The Demons Of Dr. Loveless
...from the September 1961 issue Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! Sorry this took so long but I've been busy doing science stuff and helping Santa during Xmas Eve. Here is some reader mail from the past few months. My Auntie Rosie Kirkland asks “Do they (meaning aliens) have dogs? If so, what … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Demons Of Dr. Loveless
The Cucumber Of Madness (And Other Stories)
...spoooooky stories! The Doclopedia #1,322 Spells Gone Wild: Fireball “I swear, Finniken, as Great Hothar is my witness, not one of my old masters ever said not to cast the Fireball spell in an area of very high natural mana. They talked about the problems in low mana areas and how you should not cast … Continue reading The Cucumber Of Madness (And Other Stories)
The Trouble Sisters Go Looking For The Teflon Bastard
...they wanted to mess him up The Doclopedia #1,321 Welcome To The Village: Dragon Point There are exactly 300 people living in Dragon Point. 150 men and 150 women, all of them looking about 50 years old. Unlike ordinary humans, these folks have strange colored hair. Some have fiery red-orange hair, which isn't … Continue reading The Trouble Sisters Go Looking For The Teflon Bastard
A Pretty Kitty Sang A Witty Ditty
...her name was Smitty The Doclopedia #1,320 Welcome To The Village: Granuush Orcs. Ugly, violent, greedy, treacherous, cunning Orcs. Everybody knows them and everybody hates them. They even hate each other, which is why the various Orc clans are always at war with each other. Did we mention the practice cannibalism? They do, and … Continue reading A Pretty Kitty Sang A Witty Ditty
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Caught By Her Parents
...run, boy, RUN The Doclopedia #1,319 Welcome To The Village: Porklyville On PigEarth 3, where humanoid pigs are the dominant species, you'll find the sleepy little town of Porklyville, Texas. Nothing much ever happens in Porklyville. People buy food at the Piggly Wiggly, go dancing and drinking at the Hog Wilde Saloon and see … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Caught By Her Parents
Chapter 565: In Which Our Hero, Having Made His Way To China, Persuades A Warlord Into Wrestling An Octopus
...and it was a BIG octopus Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,318 Welcome To The Village: Bleak Valley With a name like Bleak Valley, you can pretty much predict that this village of 300 people isn't going to be mistaken for Las Vegas. While the village itself is pleasant looking and … Continue reading Chapter 565: In Which Our Hero, Having Made His Way To China, Persuades A Warlord Into Wrestling An Octopus
My Life Among The Snarky Women
...sweet, but snarky The Doclopedia #1,317 Well, That's Different: Ronald Reagan, Liberal Superstar (I’ve gone to several alternate worlds almost identical to our Earth, but at different stages of the past. Sometimes, I’ve caused some changes. Here is one.) When told about my history “restructuring”, most people either get pissed off or congratulate … Continue reading My Life Among The Snarky Women
Never Put Eels In Your Underwear
...trust me on this. The Doclopedia #1,316 Well, That's Different: The Feminist Firestorm (I've gone to several alternate worlds almost identical to our Earth, but at different stages of the past. Sometimes, I've caused some changes. Here is one.) This one was only my fault in that I suggested going to Earth 20-H for a … Continue reading Never Put Eels In Your Underwear
The Very Strange & Surreal, Yet Also Darkly Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Orange Skinned President
...co-starring her best buddy, Alex Baldwin The Doclopedia #1,315 Well, That's Different: The Conquest Of The Air (I've gone to several alternate worlds almost identical to our Earth, but at different stages of the past. Sometimes, I've caused some changes. Here is one.) Earth 22-C is at the year 1964 as of today, … Continue reading The Very Strange & Surreal, Yet Also Darkly Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Orange Skinned President
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