The Curious Case Of The Curious Case

...yes, it was a case of cases . The Doclopedia #2,226 The Alphabet: L is for... . Lick Stones! These small pink and yellow stones are found along the northernmost banks of the Refoongo River. They have the magical property of exploding in interesting ways 10 seconds after a sapient being licks them. What form … Continue reading The Curious Case Of The Curious Case →

Grandpa And Brownie’s Big Adventure

...hopefully, a long one The Doclopedia #1,421 Don't Touch That!: Hat Back off there, junior, while ya still gotta chance. That hat belongs to Big Jimmy Farren and it's gonna stay right where he left it until he gets outta Joliet. Same goes for that fine lookin' coat of his. Jimmy told us to … Continue reading Grandpa And Brownie’s Big Adventure →

Big Pigs Dancing Jigs Around Their Rigs While Eating Figs

...lit by burning twigs The Doclopedia #1,420 Don't Touch That!: Ring Hold it there, Waltonby. Let's not go touching things too quickly here. I'm certain this is the lost tomb of the mad pharaoh, Ahktenahmen. Legend has it that they mummified him alive and the last thing he said was a curse upon the world … Continue reading Big Pigs Dancing Jigs Around Their Rigs While Eating Figs →

Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom

...for characters of level 2 to 3. The Doclopedia #1,418 Don't Touch That!: Girl I'm sorry, sir, but that girl is available only for very special customers. You see, she's cursed with both the ability to induce the most legendary orgasms in a man, but then drain their life force, killing them. Oh, no, … Continue reading Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom →

Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London

...the dog's name is Ramon THREE...YES, THREE...DOCLOPEDIA POSTS! I spoil you guys, I really do. The Doclopedia #1,415 Don't Touch That!: Sword Stay your hand there, Brandis. Unless I'm wrong, and I seldom am, that is Nightbreaker, the cursed sword of Lord Yorgon. Stand back and let me identify it properly. Oh yes, this … Continue reading Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London →

Well Oiled Monster Girls

...NOTE: Some danger is inherent in the oiling process The Doclopedia #642 Don't Touch That!: Sexy Thing Bro, you do NOT want to touch that. Yeah, I know, she's totally hot...those eyes...that hair...that body...THAT ASS! But she's a vampire, bro, a no shit bloodsucker and she'll drain you fuckin' dry. Trust me, many a … Continue reading Well Oiled Monster Girls →

Chapter 409: In Which Our Hero, Having Recovered From Eating British Food, Must Convince Several Villagers To Buy A Freshly Caught Haddock

...he has several interested parties The Doclopedia #638 Don't Touch That!: Slimy Thing Woah there, Rex, don't go touchin' that slimy piece of stuff. That there is another one of those dangerous weapons that the humans left behind after they killed themselves off. I'm pretty sure that one there bursts into flames if you … Continue reading Chapter 409: In Which Our Hero, Having Recovered From Eating British Food, Must Convince Several Villagers To Buy A Freshly Caught Haddock →

Mr. Porkwaffle Gets Chased By Pikas

...and I think we all know how much that sucks. The Doclopedia #635 Don't Touch That!: Fuzzy Thing Fer the love o' God, laddie, ye don't wanna be touchin' that! It's a deadly mutant haggis an' it'll take yer bleedin' arm off as soon as look at ye! Step back now, there's a good lad. … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Gets Chased By Pikas →