…NOTE: Some danger is inherent in the oiling process
The Doclopedia #642
Don’t Touch That!: Sexy Thing
Bro, you do NOT want to touch that. Yeah, I know, she’s totally hot…those eyes…that hair…that body…THAT ASS! But she’s a vampire, bro, a no shit bloodsucker and she’ll drain you fuckin’ dry. Trust me, many a man has ended up…huh? Wait, what? You’re a fuckin’ WEREWOLF? No lie? Wow! Well then, bro, go hit on that stuff!
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The Doclopedia #642
Don’t Touch That!: Strange Thing
Aw, c’mon, Jimmy, don’t mess with that. It looks really strange and it could be dangerous or somethin’. No, man, look at it! It’s like a statue of some guy with an octopus head and wings and stuff. Man, I knew we shouldn’t have sneaked into this old house. It’s creepy and we might get caught, Jimmy, so let’s go. Oh no! Jeez, Jimmy, you just had to touch it, didn’t you? C’mon, I hear our moms calling us for dinner. Are you ok? You look a little dazed or something.
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The Doclopedia #643
Don’t Touch That!: Hot Thing
Now listen carefully, Sister Judy. You must never touch the Red Orb of Lust…ever! To do so would inflame you with a desire that runs counter to everything the Sisterhood has worked to achieve these last 130 years. Oh yes, the warmth it gives off is pleasant and seductive, but we must be strong in the face of temptation! We would become no better than the men and women who run wild outside our dome, rutting like beasts and producing children of both sexes. What? Oh, yes, a sad episode in our long history, that. Poor Sister Tamara could not resist just giving the orb a small touch, just a single fingertip. Before the council of Mothers knew what was happening, she had caused seven others to touch it and they were…well, they were engaging in sin of the highest level. They were banished to the Outside, of course. So remain pure of heart, Sister Connie, and never touch the Orb.
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