...every day The Doclopedia #3,482 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Rick Storm During the Great War, 18 year old Rick Storm was first a pilot with Lafayette Escadrille, then later a spy and saboteur for the US and France. After the war, he tried to return to life in St. Louis, Missouri, but found it just … Continue reading Digital Madness →

...many sheep were shorn The Doclopedia #3,481 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Queeb Queek Queeb Queek is a noted Silandrian scientist who specializes in plant based chemicals and their uses. This makes sense, since Silandria has the greatest number of plant species of any planet in Sub-Sector 1376 of our galaxy. Always anxious to put his … Continue reading Freddie And The Gang Had A Great Night →

...with many illustrations The Doclopedia #3,480 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Porzon Earthmaster Wizard of the 8th Circle, 100 year member of the Wizard's Guild, and successful businessman, Porzon Earthmaster is a creator of clay golems. These golems are highly valued for use in dangerous jobs or situations using workers who eat, sleep, or get easily … Continue reading All About Flounders →

...the kind you have in the kitchen The Doclopedia #3,479The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Olivia Tanner Olivia is a very wealthy thrillseeker with far too much money and time on her hands. She travels the world, looking for new ways to risk her life and get stories to tell at various social events. Many of her … Continue reading Combat Mandolins →

...very goony The Doclopedia #3,478 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Nolan Burns Nolan Burns is a southern Alberta, Canada, farmer and cryptid hunter. He's 50 years old, married, has 5 kids, and can tell you all about every Canadian cryptid and most of the ones in the United States and Mexico. His cryptid library and museum … Continue reading Goon Squad #3 →

...all over the dungeon The Doclopedia #3,477 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Mister Buttons Some people think Mister Buttons is just an imaginary bunny that children create, but they would be wrong. Well, okay, Mister Buttons isn't technically “real”, and yeah, only prepubescent kids can see and hear him, and okay, he does look like a … Continue reading Big Boxes →

...then you'll be crying! The Doclopedia #3,476 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Lalan Patalomi Although she looks like the 25 year old South Asian kindergarten teacher that she is, there is reason to believe that Lalan is possibly a mutant. On Earth 19-L, mutants are very uncommon, but they are pretty much unknown to the general … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Little Robots Attack →

...starting with mispronouncing words The Doclopedia #3,475 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Kicks Drigger A founding member of the surf metal band, Boardblade, Riley ''Kicks'' Drigger is well known in the Los Angeles area as an excellent drummer, often doing session work for other artists. He makes pretty good money and is the only member in … Continue reading Chapter Three: In Which Young Tom And His Friend Alix Discover Several Ways To Annoy The French →

...the lay the best eggs The Doclopedia #3,474 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: J-V Fortyseven J-V Fortyseven, Jayvee to his friends, is an fully autonomous robot on Earth 3-H, where some robots and humans tried to take over the world in 2067. Those humans & bots were all destroyed by biological and computer viruses by 2072. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Golden Duck Of Potawango Island →

... it was all they could afford The Doclopedia #3,473 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Irv Regowsky Irv is a regular patron at O' Doul's Star Club, a popular neighborhood bar in Madison, Wisconsin. He's been coming in 3 or 4 nights a week for the last 25 years. Everybody knows him. He drinks Wisconsin Woods … Continue reading Carrot Cake And Wine →

...like Repeating Fireball The Doclopedia #3,472 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Hannis Sandisdotter Hannis is a third generation Martian scientist. Her grandparents came to Mars on the 7th Settler's Ship. She grew up in Thoris Dome and then went to university at Mars U in Welles Dome. She is married and has three adult children and … Continue reading A Little Book Of Big Spells →

...with the guys in Philly The Doclopedia #3,471 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Gribbs Gribbs is an outcast from Goblin society due to his being a vegetarian and a lover of a good hot bath. As far as the other Goblins are concerned, he's a sick pervert, not that Gribbs cares what they think of him. … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Do Some Business →

...DO NOT TASTE IT! The Doclopedia #3,470 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Franco Cozzini On the Italian island of Sicily, Franco is a barber in the town of Licata. He is a 5th generation barber, as are his 4 brothers and 9 of his 14 male cousins, all of whom are spread out around the island. … Continue reading A Gelatinous Cube Full Of Diced Peaches →

...about everything The Doclopedia #3,469 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Espy Although she looks like any other goldendoodle on Earth 9-D, Espy is a Smart Dog, meaning she has at least average human level intelligence and full sapience. She works for the very secret United Nations Intelligence Corp. She also works for the even more secret … Continue reading A Million Crazy Questions →

...sleeping in a rowboat The Doclopedia #3,468 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Duluvwa On the Venus of PulpEarth 5, Duluvwa is a Venusian wilderness guide on the Eastern side of the Yildani continent. He's just about the best you'll find, and his rates are reasonable. He speaks Terran 1, 2, and 3, plus New Martian and … Continue reading Walter On The Water →

...for stealing hops The Doclopedia #3,467 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Corrine Tati Corinne is the head Librarian at La Bibliothèque de l'Étrange, the French site of The Library of the Strange, the international research site for all things paranormal on Earth 11-P. Blessed with both a phenomenal memory and no toleration of fools, Corinne runs … Continue reading The Beer Gnomes Get In Trouble →

...very late at night The Doclopedia #3,466 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Burlo Catfoot Burlo is a well known Halfling scout. He lives in the town of Nilby-On Lake with his wife and 4 children. If a group or individual can meet his asking price, they'll find no better wilderness scout for 100 miles around. It's … Continue reading As Seen On TV! →

...to get away from a ghost The Doclopedia #3,465 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Arnie Vernon Arnie is the guy more than a few special folks come to for automobile or motorcycle upgrades. Masked vigilantes, globetrotting heroes, secret agents, private eyes, even a few science detectives, they've all had Arnie and his crew do special work … Continue reading Spooky Helen Rides A Horse →