Tequila Sunset

...very tasty The Doclopedia #2,475 Lost & Found: Lost Wand I lost my wand and my parents are gonna kill me because they just bought it for me last month. It's a 10 inch yellow willow wand with a core of dwarven silver and green symbols on the outside. I don't have much money for … Continue reading Tequila Sunset →

Spicy Tales Of Two Fisted Fantasy

...or one fisted, in some stories The Doclopedia #2,474 Lost & Found: Found MuffinsTo whomever left 6 cherry cheesecake muffins on the #23 crosstown bus yesterday around 9:00 AM. My wife and I brought them home. I'm sorry, but they smelled so good that we each ate one. We then noticed that they had a … Continue reading Spicy Tales Of Two Fisted Fantasy →

Doc Tempest And The Secret Of The Cyborgs

...from the May, 2025 issue The Doclopedia #2,473 Lost & Found: Lost BicycleMy bicycle was lost yesterday at 7th and Pine while I was in the Occult Times bookstore. It's a red and gold men's bike, 27 inch, twin headlights, chrome fenders. Basket on the back, and a padded leather seat covered in runes.If you … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Secret Of The Cyborgs →

Young Bugbears In Love

...so cute The Doclopedia #2,472 Lost & Found: Found Wallet I think I found a wallet that might have belonged to somebodies grandfather or great-grandfather. It has identification, photos, papers and even money, but everything seems to be from 1922. The funny thing is, it's all brand new, or close to it. Maybe it was … Continue reading Young Bugbears In Love →

Sweet Henry Meets The Velvet Redhead

...and sparks fly! The Doclopedia #2,471 Lost & Found: Lost Robots Last night my van got run off the road by some idiot. I was knocked out for a few minutes after it rolled over, and when I came to, my robots were gone.Description: 350 small robots, 12 inches tall, various shapes and configurations. These … Continue reading Sweet Henry Meets The Velvet Redhead →

Look Out For That Big Prawn

...he's a tough one The Doclopedia #2,468 Lost & Found: Lost MonkeyI recently lost my pet monkey, Gilbert, at the Fun Pet Fair in Central Park. He ran up into the trees and was gone. If any one sees him, or manages to catch him, let me know. I am offering a reward.Gilbert is a … Continue reading Look Out For That Big Prawn →

We Took The Right Road During The Chase

...too full of potholes for cop cars The Doclopedia #2,470 Lost & Found: Found CapeFound Cape: I found it at the old Eastside Mall, up on the roof of the Sears store. Seems to be some sort of invisibility cloak, but I'm not sure. There is a monogram on it, so you'll have to identify … Continue reading We Took The Right Road During The Chase →