…from the May, 2025 issue
The Doclopedia #2,473
Lost & Found: Lost Bicycle
My bicycle was lost yesterday at 7th and Pine while I was in the Occult Times bookstore. It’s a red and gold men’s bike, 27 inch, twin headlights, chrome fenders. Basket on the back, and a padded leather seat covered in runes.
If you should see it, call me immediately. I’m offereing a very large reward. Please do not ride it, or even sit on it. If you see anyone wearing a red, hooded robe near it, shout “Faraza Kilkat Loshyog” as loud as you can. Thank you in advance.
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