…or one fisted, in some stories
The Doclopedia #2,474
Lost & Found: Found Muffins
To whomever left 6 cherry cheesecake muffins on the #23 crosstown bus yesterday around 9:00 AM. My wife and I brought them home. I’m sorry, but they smelled so good that we each ate one. We then noticed that they had a very…invigorating…effect on us. I am 78 and she is 76 and we have not been invigorated like that in 30 years. We will give you back your muffins, plus $500.00 if you can give us your recipe, or tell us where you bought them.