...very colorful swimmers The Doclopedia #2,845 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #85 The Grand High Curator stopped for a moment and took in a deep breath. He held her hand and for a moment, he looked to be much older than his years. Seyan felt sad for him, even as she knew what he would say … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Swimming Fruit Bears Of Potawango Island →

...they gave her a 9.5 out of 10 The Doclopedia #2,844 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #84 The Grand High Curator leaned forward towards Seyan, who was now listening to him with slack jawed amazement. He put his hand on hers and looked her straight in the eye. “Seyan, I'll tell you right now that while … Continue reading Kobolds Rate My Baby →

...and a couple of Richards The Doclopedia #2,843 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #83 “The final bit of all this is that recently, certain very advanced relics have been starting to come out of hiding. Oh yes, Seyan, I did mean it exactly as I said it. These particular relics are unlike anything anybody had seen … Continue reading A Room Full Of Dicks →

...he never even tasted it The Doclopedia #2,842 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #82 He now had Seyans full goggle eyed attention. A multi-continental conspiracy to use relics for personal gain? To completely violate the mission of the Museum? She was appalled and angry in equal measures. If the Grand High Curator knew about this, why … Continue reading Just A Splash Of Fern Water →

...he's so crazy The Doclopedia #2,841 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #81 “Secondly, for almost as long as it has been in existence, there have been many intrigues and power struggles within the Museum. I'm sure this does not come as a shock to you. However, in recent decades, a group has formed within this very … Continue reading Zany Messages From Gary →

...#1: ducks are better The Doclopedia #2,840 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #80 Seyan had heard, or rather, overheard, this theory before. Curators loved to conjecture about the Downfall, especially at parties where the beer and wine flowed freely. A sharp eared young Trainee could learn much while serving food & drink at such gatherings. She … Continue reading The 14 Things You Should Never Tell A Chicken →

...without permission The Doclopedia #2,839 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #79 “For clarity, I'll lay out the basics first, then give you some details later on.” He paused to take a drink of wine and a bite of sandwich. “First off, the world we know has been undergoing a change for many centuries. The Downfall of … Continue reading Annie, Duke, & Yoyo Plan A Party →

...no, we don't know what they are The Doclopedia #2,838 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #78 Seyan was somewhat embarrassed to have been seen through so easily, but was glad to find that he was a good sport about it. She took out her lunch and began eating. It was a pretty darned good sandwich and … Continue reading Unknown Things →

...and they find it The Doclopedia #2,837 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #77 This time he laughed out loud. “How very diplomatic of you. An excellent way of saying that I should be telling you more, but without being insulting to my delicate ego. You would do very well in higher Museum circles, Seyan. But yes, … Continue reading The Blueberry Gnomes Go Looking For Trouble →

...and then get arrested The Doclopedia #2,836 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #76 “Yes, Master. I can see very well in the dark and I have a great deal of stamina for a woman my size. I learn things quickly and I'm a swift runner. I'm also pretty hungry. Would you mind if I ate?” While … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Fly Down To Cuba →

...more fake anime The Doclopedia #2,835 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #75 Oh, Great Mother, he knows everything about me, she thought. How could he? But then she realized that nobody got to be Grand High Curator by not knowing as much as they could. He may well have known about her even before she was … Continue reading Kaiju Defense Girls Red Team →

...okay, maybe a couple of sins The Doclopedia #2,834 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #74 The Grand High Curator chuckled at that. “I can imagine they did. Small children remember enough of the things they hear without having a memory like yours. Of course, you also have a few other talents, don't you?” He gave her … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Twins, Bin, Gins, Or Sins →

...tales of action packed napping The Doclopedia #2,833 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #73 She nodded. “Yes, I researched it soon after I came to the Museum. When I was small, it set me apart almost as much as being Road Neutral did. Everyone was nervous around me.”

...then you either run or shoot The Doclopedia #2,832 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #72 He nodded. “More special than you might think, Seyan. I doubt one in ten thousand people could get from here to that room in under a month. You have a gift, what the Ancients knew as an eidetic memory with total … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until That Creepy Cop Shows Up →

... just looking around The Doclopedia #2,831 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #71 Seyan closed her eyes and thought about the trip here. She could see it all as if she were doing it again exactly. Then, she saw it all happening in reverse, plain as day. She opened her eyes and said, “Yes, Master, I … Continue reading Mongo In The Forest →

... sometimes wilder than others The Doclopedia #2,830 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #70 The old man looked at her for a good minute and then said, “Now that we have reached our journey's end, Seyan, I shall tell you a tale well worth hearing. Unless I am very wrong about you, by the time I … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild American Gamers →

...he's good at it The Doclopedia #2,829 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #69 When she turned away from the window, the Grand High Curator had opened the footlocker and taken out two large books similar to the ones that Seyan used to copy transcriptions into. One looked very old, even ancient, while the other looked merely … Continue reading Throw Them Fish, Ernie! →

...now in full color The Doclopedia #2,828 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #68 When they finally reached their destination, it was something of a letdown for Seyan. There were no grand displays of anything Ancient, because it was simply a room about 20 feet across with a bed, desk, a couple of chairs and a small … Continue reading New Things To Look At →

...cute! The Doclopedia #2,827 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #67 Once again, they were moving along twisty passageways cut out of the rock, but this time there were no other voices to be heard coming from rooms. There were, in fact, no rooms at all so far, just a great number of tunnels that all looked … Continue reading Pink Ducks On The Water →

...and already, the kitchen gnomes hate them The Doclopedia #2,826 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #66 He started down the tunnel, which looked and felt somewhat rougher than all the previous tunnels had. Seyan Was pretty sure that this area was much newer than the rest of the Museum, but since the rest of the Museum … Continue reading The Shelf Pixies Are Here →

...from the November 1930 issue The Doclopedia #2,825 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #65 As though he had read her mind, the Grand High Curator said, “I expect you have many questions about why you get to see this sort of thing despite your low station on the Museum hierarchy, hmm? Well, please be patient just … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Forest Fiend →

...they looked cool The Doclopedia #2,824 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #64 Seyan gasped at his words. Pre-Downfall science, right here in front of her! This was incredible! No Trainee was allowed to see working Ancient Human science, even if some were to come along. This sort of thing was purely the realm of High Curators. … Continue reading Gliders In The Daylight →

...right? The Doclopedia #2,823 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #63 He noticed her curious stare and grinned. “This is a mix of two chemicals that glow when mixed. Interestingly, if not shaken every ten minutes or so, they will gradually separate like oil and water, at which point the glow stops. This, young Trainee, is Ancient … Continue reading Rooveeloozix →

...but then, it never was The Doclopedia #2,821 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #62 Sure enough, a few seconds later, the door slid shut behind them and they were standing in utter darkness. She heard the Grand High Curator moving around and then something a few feet from her began to glow with a greenish tint. … Continue reading Just Not Looking Good For Henry →

...how very rude The Doclopedia #2,820 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #61 “Quickly now, Seyan”, he said quietly, “the door only remains open for 10 seconds.” With that, he hurried into the tunnel and Seyan was right behind him.