…he’s so crazy
The Doclopedia #2,841
366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #81
“Secondly, for almost as long as it has been in existence, there have been many intrigues and power struggles within the Museum. I’m sure this does not come as a shock to you. However, in recent decades, a group has formed within this very Museum that wants to use relics, not merely catalog and preserve them. And yes, I’m aware that the glowing fluid I use to get here is a relic, but the use of relics these other people desire is quite different. They want to use them to change the world and put themselves in charge. I am reliably informed that similar conspiracies exist in the Museums of Africa and Europe. There was one in the Asian Museum, but it was dealt with early on and in a most final manner. At any rate, the conspirators in our Museum are even now searching for relics they have no intention of bringing to the general knowledge of our personnel. This will not do.”
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