...mmm, moon juice The Doclopedia # 1,234 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Popping Yellow Watermelons From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As I stated in my last post, we had two rather disastrous encounters with nature and the second one was with a plant. Specifically, it was with a fair … Continue reading Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
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The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
...co-starring her good buddy Satina Spoodles The Doclopedia # 1,233 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Yellow Crested Horny Moose From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: On today's journey to the now not so distant mountains, we encountered two species, one animal and one vegetable, that while not dangerous, where quite … Continue reading The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
...it's a really great smelling war The Doclopedia # 1,230 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gooey Wallaby From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today we continued our trek through the temperate forests and fields of this northern part of the island. The more I stroll along, the more I … Continue reading The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
Human Slippers For Bunnies
...not made from real humans 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #21 The Doclopedia # 1,229 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Pole Dancing Lemurs From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: I am constantly amazed by this island. The animal and plant life are a constant source of wonder. However, even the … Continue reading Human Slippers For Bunnies
White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
...all living in harmony 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #20 The Doclopedia # 1,228 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Giant Yellow Bunnies From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our decidedly unnerving encounter with the Octocobragator, our party today decided to go in search of a much less aggressive species, … Continue reading White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
...from the May, 1964 issue 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #19 The Doclopedia # 1,227 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Octocobragator From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As we have come to find out via several thankfully non-lethal encounters, Potawango Island can be as deadly as it is wonderful. Today, we saw just … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
Communist Squirrels Scandalized My Basset Hound
...and she is not easily scandalized The Doclopedia #503 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part One: Flower Headed Land Jellyfish From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: This island is full to overflowing with rare and beautiful creatures, but today we were privileged to view one of the rarest and most beautiful. The Flower Headed Land … Continue reading Communist Squirrels Scandalized My Basset Hound
Baking Bread On Mars
...it really rises well there. The Doclopedia #502 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part One: Vampire Ducks From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: There exists on this incredible island a creature that is strange even by the standards we find here. When I first heard of it, I scoffed at the idea. Too ridiculous, I … Continue reading Baking Bread On Mars
We Support Gay Abortions!
...Huh? The Doclopedia #501 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part One: Farting Marmosets From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As we walked through the jungle today, we disturbed a rather large colony of small Marmosets. These beautiful little creatures were a soft grey color with white paws and a while chest and stomach. They could … Continue reading We Support Gay Abortions!
The 14 Things You Should Never Tell A Vampire
... #6: "You look a bit pale" The Doclopedia #499 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part One: Screaming Hyrax From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Poor Abner, I fear that this expedition has so far not been as pleasant as he hoped. Late this afternoon, as we were setting up camp in a large clearing, … Continue reading The 14 Things You Should Never Tell A Vampire
The Incredible Giant Dwarf
...he's like, 6 feet tall The Doclopedia #498 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part One: Colorful Feathered Tree Pigs From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Another wonderful day on this wonderful island! This morning, we (myself, Abner, Miss Abigail, Mrs. Hardapple, Smiffy, Colonel Orpington, seven of our ship's crew, five natives, Percy and Fanny) set … Continue reading The Incredible Giant Dwarf
My Life Among The Dogs Who Like To Bother Writers
...at least they're usually cute while doing it. The Doclopedia # 496 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part One: Six Legged Hamsters From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Our camp cook, Mrs. Hardapple, has informed me that we need to move our provisions into stouter containers due to encroachment by the ever hungry and devilishly … Continue reading My Life Among The Dogs Who Like To Bother Writers
Dog Fun!
...with fun dogs! The Doclopedia #494 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part One: Albino Pygmy Walrus From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: The very southernmost tip of Potawango Island is the breeding ground of the Albino Pygmy Walrus, an incredible creature that is not only much smaller than the better known version, but as a … Continue reading Dog Fun!
No Time For Teddy Bears!
...time is money and we can't afford to frolic! The Doclopedia # 492 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part One: Man Eating Oysters From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today, while walking near the windward shore with Miss Abigail Saltgrass and Mr. Abner Porkwaffle, we spied a large number of oysters in a small shallow … Continue reading No Time For Teddy Bears!