...but he had scoot Grace Update: My Sweet Little Broken Armed Gingerbread Cookie Of Passion took a 2 mile walk this morning up to the McDonalds to get an Egg McMuffin. she did well, although it tuckered her out and she's now sleeping like a comatose log. Dog Update: Winker & Lucy are healthy and … Continue reading A Cute Newt In A Zoot Suit Had Plenty Of Loot And Fruit To Boot
Month: August 2011
The Fat Old Hippie Dances
...and frolics, too Here it is, folks! The 365th of my 365 posts in 365 days! Go me! The winner of the Bribe-A-Thon was Avis Crane, the ONLY one of you scurvy dogs to offer a proper bribe. Note: There will now be about a week or two before I resume doing Doclopedia posts at … Continue reading The Fat Old Hippie Dances
Tales Calculated To Make You Go “EWWWWWW!”
...on sale now! The Doclopedia #364 Basset Hounds...in Space!: Captain Roscoe Captain Roscoe T. Dogg, commander of the starship “Fetch!”, is the most famous captain in Dogstarfleet. He has won many battles (both military and diplomatic), discovered many new worlds, made first contact with many new species and had sex with more alien bitches than … Continue reading Tales Calculated To Make You Go “EWWWWWW!”
The Mooniper In Juniper
...no, I don't know why The Doclopedia #363 Assorted Books (Bad Style): The Book of Winning “Any young person who reads The Book of Winning, by Reverend Bertram K. Bonner, will surely profit from it. The sound moral stories and examples of how leading an upright life will help one “win” in life, especially when … Continue reading The Mooniper In Juniper
The Most Dangerous Babe on The Block
...she was trouble from head to toe, except for that one small spot on her left arm The Doclopedia #361 Worst. Smells. EVAR: Gilvian Cat-Ape Sweat The scent of the Cat-Apes, found thankfully only on Gilvia 4, is disgusting enough to begin with, but when they begin to sweat, it's enough to make a robot … Continue reading The Most Dangerous Babe on The Block
Doc Tempest VS The Giant Of The North
...from the August, 1958 issue and co-starring Doc Mystery. Master Detective The Doclopedia #359 The Seven Kingdoms: Brindolhoff The mighty kingdom of Brindolhoff is the largest of the Seven Kingdoms, being 150 miles from north to south and 700 miles from west to east. It is also the most populous, with 4,000,000 people...a quarter of … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Giant Of The North
Would You Like A Big Bowl Of Suck With Your Birthday Cake?
...well, you're getting it anyway! Yesterday, My Sweet Angel, Grace, fell and broke her upper right arm. Today is her birthday. Great googly moogly, what a day. Only got to sleep for about 4.5 hours. Have been assisting Grace, shopping, etc, etc. will sleep well tonight thanks to my old pal Guinness and my recent … Continue reading Would You Like A Big Bowl Of Suck With Your Birthday Cake?
Dear Mothra, I’m Sorry I Stepped On Those Two Tiny Women
...please don't destroy Tokyo again. Two Doclopedia posts today, and one of them is a crossover to a fiction blog entry! Woohoo! The Doclopedia #357 Diners, Cafes & Burger Joints: Asteroid Burgers Welcome to Asteroid Burgers, an old fashioned drive in restaurant...in space! We feature a variety of hamburgers and cheeseburgers made with the finest … Continue reading Dear Mothra, I’m Sorry I Stepped On Those Two Tiny Women
Rum, Rum Rum!
...breakfast of champions for pirates! NEWS UPDATE: The final 10 entries for my 365 Doclopedia posts will all be singles for 10 different themes. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #356 Unknown Famous Explorers...: Hubley Withers Doctor Hubley Withers, an archaeologist from the University of Kansas, was visiting the Pacific island of Loowali when he found an old … Continue reading Rum, Rum Rum!
Country Fried Rat With Fungus Gravy
...not as popular as you might think The Doclopedia #355 The Rise Of The...: Replacements And by replacements, we of course mean a new and better adapted form of hominid who did to Homo sapiens what Homo sapiens did to Neanderthal and all the other hominids they encountered: wiped them out and took their place. … Continue reading Country Fried Rat With Fungus Gravy
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens Up That Jar Of Flesh Eating Spiderwasps
...then it pretty much turns into antifun CatCon4: Day 10 (Con Day 3) Last day of the con...mucho merch is bought... games are played...seminars are attended...pie is eaten...we head home via the old spacey wacey/timey wimey This being the last day of the con, our merry band of travelers hit the Dealer's Room early and … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens Up That Jar Of Flesh Eating Spiderwasps
Otis Was Not The Cat’s Real Name
...but he used it to commit kitty crimes CatCon4: Day 9 (Con Day 2) Again, a quick rundown, but with added critter comments Grace: Took a tour (with Mary and Miranda) of a local herb garden...bought several books at a local used book store...went with no less than 15 other gamers folks and several pets … Continue reading Otis Was Not The Cat’s Real Name
Al Capone VS The Daughter Of Dracula
...1956, an American International Picture CatCon4: Day 8 (Con Day 1) A quick rundown of what transpired The Pre-Con Party on Wednesday night: Rocked, plain and simple. Everyone had loads of fun and at one point, we had a group of sock puppets doing various Monty Python sketches. On Thursday, the con officially opened and... … Continue reading Al Capone VS The Daughter Of Dracula
Jet Powered Robot Kid
...more fake anime The Doclopedia #353 My Family: Uncle Smitty Old Uncle Smitty was about 85 when I was 10 and he used to tell us kids all sorts of great stories about having been an accountant and an insurance salesman and living in the same small town (population: 2,500) all his life. He told … Continue reading Jet Powered Robot Kid
My Life Among The Laid Back Tomato Vines
...in my garden CatCon4: Day 7 We wake up to the sound of music...breakfast riots occur...swag is gotten and plots hatched...dogs & cats race together...more food is eaten, sans rioting...a fine party is attended Since this entire town is wired up for every sort of electronic communication you can imagine, the ConCom woke damn near … Continue reading My Life Among The Laid Back Tomato Vines
The Cupcake Elves And The Cookie Gnomes Go To War!
...meanwhile, the Ice Cream Dwarves just sit back and watch CatCon4: Day 5 A lazy day...Critters Assemble!...we view two houses made of stuff Our Monday got off to a later than usual start. This can be blamed on: adults going out for adult beverages and fun the previous night...and everybody being tired from walking around … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves And The Cookie Gnomes Go To War!
Reggae Dogs
...Bow wow, mon. how 'bout I and I be eatin' some noms? The Doclopedia #351 My Family: Aunt Tessie Aunt Tessie was famous in our family as an artist. She loved to paint scenes with animals, flowers, butterflies or trees. Often, she'd fit all of those in the same picture. She had real talent and … Continue reading Reggae Dogs
The Politically Incorrect, Yet Totally Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magical Toilet Seat
...costarring her pet hippopotamus, Vern CatCon4: Day 4 We perform musically for Yazoo City, Mississippi, then make a quick escape...Clowns are viewed...We enter New Orleans If you are going to do “The Time Warp” in full costume with pre-recorded musical backup, where and when better to do it than in Yazoo City, Mississippi on a … Continue reading The Politically Incorrect, Yet Totally Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magical Toilet Seat
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