Dear Mothra, I’m Sorry I Stepped On Those Two Tiny Women

…please don’t destroy Tokyo again.

Two Doclopedia posts today, and one of them is a crossover to a fiction blog entry! Woohoo!

The Doclopedia #357

Diners, Cafes & Burger Joints: Asteroid Burgers

Welcome to Asteroid Burgers, an old fashioned drive in restaurant…in space! We feature a variety of hamburgers and cheeseburgers made with the finest cloned beef and the freshest Lunar vegetables. Our buns are baked fresh daily and our famous fries are cooked in small batches to ensure freshness. Our shakes and malts are made with real ice cream made from the finest dairy products and freshest fruits.

For your safety, please shut down your drive units once you have docked at a service bay. For those of you with ships over 90 feet long, please use our larger docking area to the rear of the asteroid.

Our special today is a delicious 1/3 pound Chili Cheeseburger with a large order of fries and a 32 ounce drink for only 20 credits! Add bacon for only 3 credits more!

Asteroid Burgers: They’re Spacetacular! 250 locations to serve throughout the solar system!

The Doclopedia #358

The Colors: Green

Green is the color of Green Ladies, the servants and defenders of Gaia aka the Earth. There are always only 10,000 mature Green Ladies on the planet, although there can be any number of immature Ladies. “Maturity” in this case has nothing to do with age or a physical state, but with a level of wisdom. Even then, a Green Lady only reaches full maturity if she replaces an older Green Lady who has died (or, as they call it “returned to Our Mother”).

All Green Ladies have green skin, hair and eyes, although the shades of green can vary quite widely. They average 6’1” tall, but some can be as short as 5’8” or as tall as 6’6”. All green ladies have full and voluptuous figures and they all bear the Mark of Gaia (a small butterfly) on their right breast. An interesting fact is that Green Ladies always give off a faint, yet pleasant odor of plants. These odors change every few hours and can be any plant smell from pine scent to ripe fruit to new mowed hay to any of several thousand other scents.

All Green Ladies are constantly in contact with Gaia and often in contact with The Ten Thousand. They often “zone out” and behave as though they are seeing a world that normal humanoids cannot see. They also often forget to wear clothing, which can partly be explained by their resistance to extremes of temperature.

No Green Lady has ever been bitten or harmed by any living creature. They are, in fact, beloved by them, especially Dragons. Most humanoids except humans regard Green Ladies as demigods and will not accept their money for any good or service and will look upon even the slightest kind word as a blessing.

Green Ladies take human males as mates and can interbreed successfully with them. One of their children will always be a Green Lady, but the rest can be Mutants or Humans.