This Space Not Left Blank On Purpose

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Hobo With A Fork

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The Rare And Beautiful Exploding Kumquats Of Potawango Island

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Happy Food Dreams

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Uncle Doc Talks To You About Sandwiches

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Gerbil Gyrations

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Hare Club For Men

...my first month, I got an albino jackrabbit! I was going to do a horror theme, but my brain would not cooperate. Instead, you get Women By The Numbers, a theme which requires me to tread very carefully. The Doclopedia #526 Women By The Numbers: 1... ...was the number of superpowers that Natalie Mardou had … Continue reading Hare Club For Men →