The Rare And Beautiful Exploding Kumquats Of Potawango Island

…don’t try to eat them

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The Doclopedia #1,989

By The Numbers: 1,486

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1,486 is how fast Revolutionary Hero #1 and The Devil Dragon were going when they slammed into the newly completed Three Gorges Dam in China. The fact that they were both enveloped in the Devil Dragon’s plasma attack helped them penetrate more than halfway through the dam, into the hydroelectric generator area. The cold water hitting them caused and explosion and ruptured the dam.

Both Revolutionary Hero #1 and the Devil Dragon were killed. So were over 50 million other people in the worst flood in world history.

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The Doclopedia #1,990

By The Numbers: 200

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A man known only as “Jazir”, at a shop in Tobruk, Libya, paid a mere 200 American dollars for an ancient scroll that supposedly had the recipe for a potion that would grant long life and great power to whomever drank it.

Seven months later, in a well to do Zifta, Egypt, suburb, a huge beast described as part crocodile, part man, burst out of a house that was almost immediately engulfed in flames. The 12 foot tall creature rampaged it’s way through the city to the Damietta branch of the Nile, where it entered the water and swam toward the main river.

Since then, the quite probably insane and always hungry creature has surfaced several times along the Nile. It causes great destruction and death, then escapes into the river again. All attempts to capture or kill it have failed.