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The Doclopedia #1,987

By The Numbers: 4

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When the late Tom “The Jersey Romeo” Felzer was found dead in an alley after being shot 19 times, all 4 of his known girlfriends had ironclad alibis. So did is 4 ex-wives.

Police ruled it suicide.

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The Doclopedia #1,988

By The Numbers: 73

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That was the number of mutant children born in Japan after the first big kaiju battle in 1954. Their mutations included cat ears and tails, larger than average eyes, smaller than average mouths, hair colors nor previously found on any mammal, dwarfism, a propensity toward wild emotional outbursts, tall & thin physiques and varied obsessions.