...MUCH happier than Jellyfish It is that time of year again, folks... DogCon 9 Day Zero: In which I once again set things up for the actual con report. Greetings once again from the Magic Bus, currently parked in the driveway of the D&G Cross Home For Not At All Normal Basset Hounds. It is … Continue reading Jollyfish
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Blue Food Blues
...I gots 'em CatCon4: Day 2, Part 2 We venture into the wilds of Alabama...Cornbread is eaten and sat upon...battling attractions for the WIN! Now that I'm sitting in my comfy recliner, enjoying a cold beer and watching my dog (Lucy) chase imaginary squirrels in her sleep, I'll reveal the facts about Project Applesauce. It's … Continue reading Blue Food Blues
The Rare And Beautiful And Deadly Flying Weaselcobra Of Potawango Island
...they are just crazy dangerous The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 2, In which we have a somewhat quieter drive, curry is eaten and my cat falls in love. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) The second, mostly downhill, half of our trip through Glacier National Park on the Going To … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Deadly Flying Weaselcobra Of Potawango Island
Stalking The Wild Canadian Roleplayer
...in Texas CatCon2: Day 0, Part One (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) Greetings from CatCon2! Well, the con officially starts tomorrow at 9:00 am, but we are here in Wilted Springs now...along with several thousand other gamers. We actually arrived at 10:30, having been too excited to sleep in late. Initially, our plan was … Continue reading Stalking The Wild Canadian Roleplayer
Pink Lizard Things
...with big red eyes CatCon2: The Trip There, Day 4, Part Two (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) Oy! That was one long honkin' drive! Fortunately, My Sweet Angel was able to drive a bit every couple of hours, so I got some rest. I also got a chance to watch a couple of episodes … Continue reading Pink Lizard Things
My Life Among The Pinecone Throwing Women
...it's an interesting story CatCon2: The Trip There, Day 3, Part One (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) Despite the sign on the bus showing our destination as "Bree", we are indeed way the fuck up in the Rockies. Just got back from a hike along an easy trail. Well, it was easy until the … Continue reading My Life Among The Pinecone Throwing Women
Ginger Pork Burritos
...are actually pretty yummy CatCon2: The Trip There, Day 2, Part Two (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) So, after looking around at fossils and such for a couple of hours, our merry band continued on into the depths of wildest Colorado. Mostly, we drove alot, with frequent stops for picture taking and dog walking. … Continue reading Ginger Pork Burritos
Modern Slimes
...in designer colors CatCon2: The Trip There, Day 2, Part One (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) Thanks to our canine alarm clocks, I was up at 7:00 am to give them their second breakfast Grace having given them their first breakfast and walkies at 4:00 am. Since I was up anyway, I went and … Continue reading Modern Slimes
The Old Hospital Was Full Of Cannibals
...some of them were even alive CatCon2: The Trip There, Day 1, Part Two (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) Well here we are, 23 hours after I woke up to start this journey, in a KOA Kampground just outside Medusa, Utah. Everyone but me is asleep...and I soon will be. Our drive through Nevada … Continue reading The Old Hospital Was Full Of Cannibals