...I think Neil would go for that. The Doclopedia #291 After The Change Came: Of Wizards & Mages You folks on the Moon, lacking Magic as you do, have a bit of confusion about the differences between Wizards and Mages. This piece is going to help you out with that. At the basic level, it … Continue reading Hey Hey, My My! Think I’ll Eat A Slice Of Pie. →

...is that a foodie thing or just an Aussie quoting Star Trek? Oh, look, the final entry for Things Found Underground. Starting tomorrow: After The Change Came, which ties in with the fiction blog. Oh, wait, there might just be a couple of bonus Things Found Underground when the entries get put up on my … Continue reading Spice…The Final Frontier →

...and she had those big green eyes The Doclopedia #286 Things Found Underground: Jump Gates Nobody knows who or what built the 7 Jump Gates that exist on Earth 16, no why they built them underground on the exact spots where great cities would someday sit. Still, there they are, very well hidden 500 feet … Continue reading She Was Dangerous, In A Slightly Too Cute Way →

...and, of course, the dog known only as "Spanky" The Doclopedia #285 Things Found Underground: Pink Blobs On the planet Korrs, (an unremarkable world of deserts, grasslands, shallow seas and low mountains) mining explorers have found a very interesting new life form: the Pink Blobs. These 50 to 100 pound light pink globs of goo … Continue reading Chapter 356: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War Alongside His Trusty Friends Mick And Georgie →

...in an oak tree in the back yard WooHoo! Another Doclopedia post! The Doclopedia #284 Things Found Underground: Kobold Spears Kobold Spears are among the finest of weapons. Crafted lovingly from a secret formula for steel that only the Deep Dwarves know, these spears fly true when thrown and penetrate deeply when they hit. Due … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Build A Secret Headquarters →

...first, find somebody who needs a shitload of rotting vegetables The Doclopedia #281 Things Found Underground: Popping Rocks Popping Rocks are strange things, really. Toss one about the size of a walnut into a campfire and within two or three minutes, there will come a load “POP!” and the bloody thing will expand to the … Continue reading How YOU Can Earn $50,000 A Week Selling Rotten Vegetables →

...all talking, all singing, all dancing, all lolcats The Doclopedia #280 Wascally Wobots: Clankwell Oh, well, the whole Clankwell thing started in 1921, didn't it? It was Puggy's (that's Alden Pugwell-Flint, dontcha know) Uncle Harold who invented him...or would that be invented it? Rather blurs the bally line when a machine can talk and think...and … Continue reading The Big Broadcast Of 2013 →

...do NOT turn your back on them I'm a day behind, but should be catching up this weekend. And now, today's Wascally Wobot... The Doclopedia #279 Wascally Wobots: Darwin AKA Mars Biological Experiment Robot Darwin was the nickname given to the robot that landed on Mars in 2002 for the express purpose of conducting experiments … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Potentially Dangerous Purple Horny Gorillas Of Potawango Island →

...it has a cloaking device WOO HOO! New theme! The Doclopedia #278 Wascally Wobots: C-115/B AKA “Dogbot” In February, 2009, the Yoshimitsu Entertainment Corporation announced that in 2010 it would begin shipping “the cutting edge in robotic pets”, Dogbot. This canine robot would be, the press releases said, “the ultimate pet and the finest robotic … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon Invents A New Type Of Airship →

...in an unheated car in -10 degree weather BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Behold, Gentle Readers, the final two states! Sweet Dog in Heaven, I will NEVER do a fuckin' theme that long again! Now, I take a day off before starting the next MUCH shorter theme. The Doclopedia #276 Altered (United) States: Wisconsin “The Big Cheese” On August … Continue reading A Cold Night For The California Kid →

...if you find cuteness and cunning to be thrilling Today's Doclopedia post is below. Only two more states to go and then the whole 50 can go up on the website! The Doclopedia #275 Altered (United) States: West Virginia “A State of War” The war between goblins and elves has been raging across West Virginia … Continue reading Thrilling Winkerdog Tales →

...but don't ever talk about it The Doclopedia #274 Altered (United) States: Washington “Welcome To The Future” On the rainy morning of March 19th, 1999, a 400 square mile of Washington state, mostly centered on Seattle, swapped places with the Seattle of March 19th, 2039. Only 7 lives were lost in the swap, although another … Continue reading Go There And Do That →

...from the planet Poultriana The Doclopedia #273 Altered (United) States: Virginia “An Uplifting State” In the year 2110, the Commonwealth of Virginia is America's center for advancing the evolution of other Terran lifeforms. Starting in 2029, the researchers at both the University of Virginia and EvoAdvance Technologies began using genetic manipulation, selective breeding and cybernetics … Continue reading Cool Space Chickens →

...yuck, just yuck The Doclopedia #272 Altered (United) States: Vermont “Love Is In The Air” In 1955, Vermont resident Darlene Hensdale, an avid gardener and award winning rose grower, began working on a new type of rose. If things went well, she would soon have a climbing rose with small flowers in three mixed colors. … Continue reading Iron Chef: Seafood Smoothie Battle →

...first of, they have like, 9 sexes The Doclopedia #271 Altered (United) States: Utah “Crystallized” Scientists know that up until about 700 years ago, a huge area of Utah was covered in salt, including a very large salt lake. At that time, according to legends told by the Native Americans of the area, the “Glowing … Continue reading Young Love Among The Mutants →

...a story for girls and their moms The Doclopedia #270 Altered (United) States: Texas “The Yellow Rose State” The American Civil War ended abruptly 10 months into the fighting when a mysterious plague broke out among Confederate soldiers. In just a few days, soldiers on both sides were dropping dead as the sickness took them. … Continue reading The Otter And Her Daughter →

...a direct to video release WooHoo! Two entries today! Also: it's payday! The Doclopedia #268 Altered (United) States: South Dakota "A Moving State" On no less that 9 alternate United States (2 like ours, 1 post apocalypse, 1 old west, 2 steampunk, 1 modern fantasy, 1 Japan conquered & 1 where apes rule), the State … Continue reading Revenge Of The Mother In Law Of Dracula →

...they bake enormous cookies and take you fun places Hey, y'all, it's Tomorrow's Post Today! The Doclopedia #267 Altered (United) States: South Carolina “A State Of Change” On Earth 222, the State of South Carolina is in a constant state of flux. Every two to four years, the state and everything in it changes. Oddly, … Continue reading Attack Of The Giant Grandmothers →

...including a show for the Queen The Doclopedia #266 Altered (United) States: Rhode Island “The REAL Return Of The King” On May 28th, 1958, Private Elvis Presley, who was undergoing basic training at Fort Hood Army Base in Texas, was injured in an accident that resulted in the amputation of his left leg from the … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Play London →

...Yeah, ok, that's twisted The Doclopedia #265 Altered (United) States: Pennsylvania “The Quarantined State” It's simple: You can't go into Pennsylvania because you'll shrink until you're only 12 inches tall. Actually, the shrinking area doesn't start until you get about 5-10 miles into the state, but it's marked off by a very prominent border. Since … Continue reading Mr. Potato Head Salad →