...the first of a trilogy The Doclopedia #810 My Evil Twin: Edmund (Edmund Metheny) The Evil Twin of Edmund Metheny is Edmund Metheny, a humorless S.O.B. who fell trough an interdimensional rift into our universe. This dominating, cruel and heartless scumbag is the band of Edmund's existence. In addition, Evil Twin Ed has … Continue reading Adventure Module Y-1: Attack Of The Gopher People
Month: September 2012
The Adventure Of The Cornwall Creeper
...as told by Dr. John H. Watson, MD The Doclopedia #808 My Evil Twin: La Strega (Diane Russom Harrison) Nobody knows for sure why La Strega is spying on Diane, but she insists that “that bitch” is, in fact, watching her every move. Actually, nobody in Diane's family has ever even seen La Strega, … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Cornwall Creeper
Six Million Yellow Hippos
...your mental image for the day The Doclopedia #806 My Evil Twin: Arthur Whitmore (Brandon Blackmoor) For the first 25 years of his life, Brandon Blackmoor was completely unaware that he even had an Evil Twin. Oh sure, every once in a while he'd notice a shadowy figure watching him from an alley, but he … Continue reading Six Million Yellow Hippos
Pee Wee Santos And The Death Ride Of Terror
...for years after that, Pee Wee had a nervous tic The Doclopedia #805 My Evil Twin: Zimondo (Simon Rogers) No doubt about it, Simon Rogers was a darned good looking man. With his devilish good looks and impeccable fashion sense, Simon was admired by men and lusted after by women. He looked so good … Continue reading Pee Wee Santos And The Death Ride Of Terror
I Rested My Kindle On An IPad In A Nook
...and suddenly gained super powers! The Doclopedia #804 My Evil Twin: Francis Mary (Mary Garrett) Mary Francis was, by and large, a very nice lady. Everyone she met agreed that she was helpful, pleasant and generally not a troublemaker. She was just a really sweet and average kind of person. When her Evil Twin, … Continue reading I Rested My Kindle On An IPad In A Nook
Not In This Issue: Cookies, Smelt And Canadian Humor
...despite the fact that I know many humorous Canadians The Doclopedia #803 The Birds & The Bees: Making Love The Mutant Way Well, it all depends on what kind of mutant you are, don't it? I mean, if your a human/dog mutant, the sex is all casual and such. Oh, sure once it … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Cookies, Smelt And Canadian Humor
Handsome Joe Has A Dream
...he dreams about hotdogs and a new squeaky toy. The Doclopedia #800 The Birds & The Bees: Sex on Altairus 3 The Important thing to remember, young hatchling, it that every female receptive to breeding is an insane female. If you do not approach them properly, they will slay you, then eat you. Approach … Continue reading Handsome Joe Has A Dream
One Does Not Just Dance Into Mordor Gangnam Style
...if you do, cave trolls will smash you flat The Doclopedia #798 The Birds & The Bees: Sex in Fantasy Land It's like this, son: when a prince and a princess want to be together, the princess first has to get cursed in some way by an evil witch or stepmother or some other … Continue reading One Does Not Just Dance Into Mordor Gangnam Style
Damn You, Dancing Elks, For Being So Talented
... oh, how we hate your graceful elegance The Doclopedia #795 New Products For Geeks: Dungeons & Donuts Attention gaming geeks, a new shop is opening in your area: Dungeons & Donuts. Now you can enjoy a wide variety of fresh hot donuts, delicious coffee & hot cocoa and great gaming! We have large … Continue reading Damn You, Dancing Elks, For Being So Talented
Frog Collector Magazine
... now monthly! The Doclopedia #793 New Products For Geeks: Steampunk Crunch If you're a fan of steampunk, you'll love new Steampunk Crunch! It has tasty oat & rice cereal in the shape of gears with delicious berry flavored goggles, ray guns, top hats and airships! Sweetened with real honey and packed with vitamins, … Continue reading Frog Collector Magazine
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Drops The Soap
...even then, somebody may be having fun The Doclopedia #791 Guardians: The Guardian of the Eye Deep in the uncharted jungles of southeast Asia, carved from the living rock of a remote mountain, is a statue of the Great God Aggamar and set in his forehead is the All Seeing Eye of Aggamar. The … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Drops The Soap
My Life Among The People Who Pretend To Be Other People
...and carry around lots of dice The Doclopedia #789 Guardians: Billy the Bear It was lonely as hell, way out in the Sierra Nevada Mountains where Jonas McCabe had his gold mine. So, when Jonas found an orphan California grizzly bear cub, he decided he’d found a friend, too. Named the little feller Billy … Continue reading My Life Among The People Who Pretend To Be Other People
Don’t Go Shooting At Rosebushes
...no, really. That's just wrong. The Doclopedia #786 Guardians: The Guarding Dust of Hawking 4 182 light years from Earth lies the star Hawking A and the 7 planets that orbit it. The fourth planet, Hawking 4 (unofficially called “Rocky”), is the only one possessed of an earth-like atmosphere and ecology. As it’s common … Continue reading Don’t Go Shooting At Rosebushes
And Now, Two Ducks In A Shopping Cart
...with funny hats! The Doclopedia #784 Scoundrels & Scalawags: Cap’n Priscilla Panther On Planet Toon, Cap’n Panther is the scourge of the 27 Seas! Along with the crew of her ship, “The Rampaging Loon”, she sails around looking for fat merchant ships to plunder. Barring that, she will plunder skinny merchant ships. She is … Continue reading And Now, Two Ducks In A Shopping Cart
The Rare And Beautiful Electrical Orange Trees Of Potawango Island
...electric oranges have powerful juice The Doclopedia #781 Scoundrels & Scalawags: The Red Feather Thief Almost nothing is known about The Red Feather Thief. Male? Female? Young? Not so young? Race? Looks? Nobody knows, except maybe the crew that works with him/her. What is known is that Red Feather has mad criminal skills, plenty … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Electrical Orange Trees Of Potawango Island
Doc Tempest VS The Ghost Pirates
...from the July, 1957 issue The Doclopedia #779 Scoundrels & Scalawags: Captain Squawky Captain Squawky is a mutant African Grey parrot who somehow absorbed the intellect of Captain Josiah Wilks…better known as Captain Satan, the most evil pirate ever to set sail. Captain Satan and Squawky were sailin' mates from a very early age, … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Ghost Pirates
Three Men In A Hovercraft
...to say nothing of the duck The Doclopedia #776 Direct To Video: Cthulhu Beach Party (1986) It's a 1960's style beach party movie combined with a horror movie and played for laughs! While teenage love blossoms on the beach to the sounds of surf revival bands, a group of cultists try to awaken Great … Continue reading Three Men In A Hovercraft
Toe Stretching Workout
... start with your pinky toes The Doclopedia #774 Direct To Video: Citizen Kane 2: Rosebud's Revenge (1996) In this truly wretched movie, the spirit of Charles Foster Kane inhabits a replica of his beloved childhood sled, Rosebud, and causes it to kill people in the small town or Turgid Falls, Michigan. The psycho … Continue reading Toe Stretching Workout
Never Make A Hamburger Out Of Ham
...it really freaks people out. The Doclopedia #771 Readers Secret Identities: Peter, The Aristocratic Thief (Peter Hildreth) Peter was the suave and handsome heir to wealth and privilege. His father, the Ninth Duke of Earl, was the Minister of Doing Stuff That Sounds Really Vital and his mother was born a Princess to some … Continue reading Never Make A Hamburger Out Of Ham
Why Yes, I Have Met That Friendly Reefer Man.
...decades ago. He was fun. The Doclopedia #770 Readers Secret Identities: Justin, The Smuggler (Justin Mohareb) Justin was a geek. Comic books, roleplaying games, science fiction, pulp magazines...he loved it all. Unfortunately, Justin and his geek buddies were all Canadian geeks, which meant that they had to pay a Value Added Tax on … Continue reading Why Yes, I Have Met That Friendly Reefer Man.
Chapter 691: In Which Our Hero, Posing As A Polish Philosopher, Sneaks Into A French Prison To Rescue His Father
...and then they escape into a waiting ornithopter The Doclopedia #768 Readers Secret Identities: Lisa, The Almost-Vegan (Lisa Alber) Lisa tried hard to be a good vegan, she really did. She only bought organic veggies and fruits from certified farms. She stayed away from anything that had any sort of animal content whatsoever. Her vegan … Continue reading Chapter 691: In Which Our Hero, Posing As A Polish Philosopher, Sneaks Into A French Prison To Rescue His Father
The Wickedly Funny, But Still Educational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pig Men From Mars
...co-starring her little brother, Outrageously Orange Oscar The Doclopedia #765 Readers Secret Identities: Ginie, The Professional Polyglot (Ginie Murphy) To be correct, Ginie is a hyperpolyglot because she speaks dozens of languages fluently. If you need somebody to speak French or Russian or Tagalog or High Elvish, Ginie is your woman. She charges … Continue reading The Wickedly Funny, But Still Educational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pig Men From Mars
Handsome Joe Takes A Ride On A Train
...to visit Grandma Lupe The Doclopedia #763 Readers Secret Identities: Mary, The Professional Liar (Mary Garrett) First off, Mary was not a politician. For one thing, her lies were far better crafted and told mostly to inspire people. For another, she could keep track of them. Lastly, she was not a crook or a … Continue reading Handsome Joe Takes A Ride On A Train
Attack Of The Electric Men From Pluto!
...in fantastic Electrovision! The Doclopedia #760 Readers Secret Identities: Anna, The Undecided (Anna Dobritt) The people of Earth 54 really wish Queen Anna would hurry up and decide if she wants to conquer the neighboring planet Mars or just establish some sort of trade agreement with it. She's been on the fence ever since she … Continue reading Attack Of The Electric Men From Pluto!
Yellow Goats
...and blue pigs The Doclopedia #759 Unusual Small Towns: Critter City, Texas Way back in the early decades of the 20th century, Wilted Springs, Texas, was a famous resort town that brought in people from all over the south and southwest. They would swim in the famous springs, stay at the luxury hotels and … Continue reading Yellow Goats
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