Damn You, Dancing Elks, For Being So Talented

… oh, how we hate your graceful elegance

The Doclopedia #795

New Products For Geeks: Dungeons & Donuts

Attention gaming geeks, a new shop is opening in your area: Dungeons & Donuts. Now you can enjoy a wide variety of fresh hot donuts, delicious coffee & hot cocoa and great gaming! We have large tables and comfortable chairs for your gaming group, as well as donuts and pastries shaped like dice, monsters, treasures, weapons and magical items. Enter our weekly contests to win free roleplaying adventures or donuts. Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

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The Doclopedia #796

New Products For Geeks: Firefries

Hey there, Browncoats, are you and your friends getting together to have your 234^th session of watching Joss Whedon’s tragically short lived series? If so, you’ll be eating snacks and one of those snacks should be Firefries, the snack so good that the Alliance made it contraband. Made of potatoes and sweet potatoes and seasoned with just the right amount of spices, they only take minutes to heat up in the oven or microwave. Now available in a three pound bag!

Firefries: If you don’t eat them, the Reavers will get you!

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The Doclopedia #797

New Products For Geeks: Superhero Boot Camp

Have you always wanted to be one of the real life superheroes that patrol city streets and help people out when they’re in trouble? If so, then you’ll want to attend our free introductory seminar for Superhero Boot Camp. At this free 90 minute seminar, we’ll tell you all the advantages of attending our world class training facility. You’ll learn such things as…

How to toughen up with physical training instruction by our former Marine Corps instructors.

How to design your costume for maximum effect and style.

Where you are and are not covered by the law.

What gadgets are the best to use.

How to keep your secret identity a secret.

And much much more!

So plan on coming to our free seminar this Saturday night at the Holiday Inn conference center out by the intersection of Interstate 7 and Highway 33. Doors open at 7:30, seminar starts at 8:00. Refreshments provided.