...Jack! Critter Con 14 Day Zero: In which I have much to tell you, Gentle Reader. As it often is when I write these Day Zero entries, it is early in the morning. 6:15 am, Friday, July 30th, to be exact. While I am awake, showered, fed and drinking my beloved tea, everyone else is … Continue reading Bouncing Back
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My Grandson, The Time Dude
...we are very proud of him . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,182 Hot Spots: Herak's Tower . Oh yeah, old Herak's Tower! That was a miserable job, that was. 200 feet tall, high rising stairs and hotter that demon piss. Fuckin' fire lovin' creatures everywhere. Ask Mina there about the flame flies. Hahaha! … Continue reading My Grandson, The Time Dude
The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Toad Eater Of Potawango Island
...they eat toads Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, just go here… Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross CritterCon 10 Day Eleven, Con Day Four Quick recap … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Toad Eater Of Potawango Island
And The Beef Goes On
...wait, wrong lyrics OOPS! Forgot to post this last night. I blame the partying. CritterCon 10 Day Ten, Con Day Three My day so far... 1: Woke up...no hangover...ate breakfast at Pancakeville. 2: 9 am panel on Pulp Games with 5 other folks, one of whom was Brian Misiaszek...went very well, lots of good … Continue reading And The Beef Goes On
Make Big Money Printing Big Money!
...you'll wonder why you never thought of it before CritterCon 10 Day Seven, Con Day Zero I have to make today's entry fast & dirty, so here are some of today's highlights. 1: We stopped the Bus at a beef jerky factory. Very fun and they gave out free samples. The Fearless Four did … Continue reading Make Big Money Printing Big Money!
Chapter 200: In Which Our Hero, Washed Up On The Shores Of An Island, Begins A Friendship With An Ape
...rum might have been involved CritterCon 10 Day Five We spent last night in Yuma, Arizona and the Bus left town at 7 this morning. We all were up by 8 and had a terrific breakfast of waffles and assorted meats. (Silky: Folks, if you ever get a chance to eat a breakfast prepared … Continue reading Chapter 200: In Which Our Hero, Washed Up On The Shores Of An Island, Begins A Friendship With An Ape
Mr. Porkwaffle Tries To Climb A Tree
...with very humorous results CritterCon 10 Day Two So last night, after watching two movies from Earth 1-D (Fall of a Jedi Knight: A Star Wars Story and Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar), most of us sat around talking until just after one in the morning. This explains why we all slept in … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Tries To Climb A Tree
The Mystery Of The Five Golden Frogs
... featuring that inscrutable detective, Chanley Charles After The Change Came Series 3 A Day For Geeking Out As I post this, Roscoe, Ben and I are on the train to San Francisco for QuestCon. Once we hit the City, we'll meet up with our friend Spike, with whom we'll be sharing a suite. Gigi, … Continue reading The Mystery Of The Five Golden Frogs
You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can’t Tune A Matamata Turtle
...you thought I'd say "tuna fish", right? The Doclopedia #730 What's That Sound?: Squeee...squeee...squeee...squeee...KLONK! This is, of course, the sound of one of the new Clockwork Executioners limbering up, then administering the blow that severs head from body. Invented in Bavaria by the possibly mad, but undeniably brilliant, clocksmith Rudolf Gortmann around 1730, these Executioners … Continue reading You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can’t Tune A Matamata Turtle
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens Up That Jar Of Flesh Eating Spiderwasps
...then it pretty much turns into antifun CatCon4: Day 10 (Con Day 3) Last day of the con...mucho merch is bought... games are played...seminars are attended...pie is eaten...we head home via the old spacey wacey/timey wimey This being the last day of the con, our merry band of travelers hit the Dealer's Room early and … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens Up That Jar Of Flesh Eating Spiderwasps
Stalking The Wild Canadian Roleplayer
...in Texas CatCon2: Day 0, Part One (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) Greetings from CatCon2! Well, the con officially starts tomorrow at 9:00 am, but we are here in Wilted Springs now...along with several thousand other gamers. We actually arrived at 10:30, having been too excited to sleep in late. Initially, our plan was … Continue reading Stalking The Wild Canadian Roleplayer
Junior Muskrat Wins A New Car
...with leather interior DogCon 1, Day 3 The deal with being a "Featured GM" at this con (and if I didn't mention it before, I am one of 24 "Featured GM's") is that you run at least 16 hours of games over 3 days and participate in one of 3 seminars. You get some pretty … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Wins A New Car