...if you have a low bar set for "adventure" The Doclopedia #2,580 Why I Can't Go To Texas Anymore...: The Big ChaseThis is the part where I describe the ensuing chase and my escape from Texas.We start heading west, but the freeway is too full of traffic and we can see red lights in the … Continue reading Adventures In The Garden →

...I have no idea The Doclopedia #2,579 Why I Can't Go To Texas Anymore...: The Football Game Diary, we call her “Hurricane” Pansy because despite having a heart of gold, everything she does leaves chaos and destruction in her wake. Also, she's a bit crazier than is average for the Cross clan.Which is why we … Continue reading RPG Card Game: The Boardgame →

...arrest that cat The Doclopedia #2,578 Why I Can't Go To Texas Anymore...: The Governor's Rally Amarillo, TexasDiary, my life just keeps getting better and better.We get to Amarillo about 3:45, and there are streets blocked off and people all over because the fucking governor is having a campaign rally. Davey drops me off and … Continue reading Probable Claws →

...the duck of steel The Doclopedia #2,577 Why I Can't Go To Texas Anymore...: The Stampede Lubbock, Texas Short and sweet this time.Train stopped at Abilene around 3:00 pm. Another rail rider told me that from here, it would be non-stop to Nebraska. I got off.Slept from 7:00 pm until two hours before sunrise in … Continue reading Superduck! →

...mine is around 14,000 feet The Doclopedia #2,576 Why I Can't Go To Texas Anymore...: The Historical Monument Fredericksburg, Texas Got here about 11:00 am. Was running low on funds, so ran the old “hey, you want to buy a couple of pounds of great weed” scam on not one, but two groups of local … Continue reading Having A Positive Altitude →

...or not, we don't care The Doclopedia #2,575 Why I Can't Go To Texas Anymore...: The Congressman's Daughter Austin, Texas Diary, a lot of shit has happened in the last couple of days, so I'm going to just hit the highlights.After evading two carloads of football players and a police car outside Mount Pleasant, I … Continue reading Selected For Your Pleasure →

...one of Sherlock Holmes trickiest cases The Doclopedia #2,574 Why I Can't Go To Texas Anymore...: The Visit With Grandma Mount Pleasant, TexasWell, diary, my very pleasant week of visiting my grandparents here in this part of Texas has come to an abrupt end. It seems that the young lady that I dallied with on … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Sober Scotsman →