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The Doclopedia #2,579
Why I Can’t Go To Texas Anymore…: The Football Game
Diary, we call her “Hurricane” Pansy because despite having a heart of gold, everything she does leaves chaos and destruction in her wake. Also, she’s a bit crazier than is average for the Cross clan.
Which is why we were on the west side of town, getting ready to drive the 75 miles to New Mexico, when we somehow managed to disrupt the other, possibly larger, event in Amarillo: A big Friday night high school football game.
For those from other states, screwing with a high school football game is a taboo on the order of driving a shit spewing tank through the Vatican on Easter, only much more likely to get you shot.
Well, we drove around the crowd heading toward the stadium okay, but then found ourselves inside the stadium on the field, where Pansy spun several donuts on the 50 yard line and knocked over a goal post on her way out. People were running away from us, toward us, and I saw several grown men look at the ruined field and cry. A few shots were fired, too
Laughing maniacally, she told me that the car had Oklahoma plates and that was sure to make things crazy.
And it did, diary. I’ll finish up after I take a leak.
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