...he was not, however, playing baseball The Doclopedia # 1,232 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gong Cows From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our grisly encounter with the Carnivorous Fig Tree yesterday, we were very much pleased to have a far more pleasant encounter this morning when our breakfast … Continue reading The California Kid Slides Into Home
Month: June 2016
All About Jovian Cloud Demons
...a book for children The Doclopedia # 1,231 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Carnivorous Fig Tree From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today, we walked many pleasant miles to the edge of the foothills that lead up into what I have named the Sierra Potawango Mountains. However, our pleasant day … Continue reading All About Jovian Cloud Demons
NOTES FROM THE FUTURE!
...well, unless you are reading this now or in the future I did some more editing of past blog entries, this time related to our disastrous 2004 GenCon trip. Just look for this tag in the tag cloud. NOTES FROM THE FUTURE
Chapter 917: In Which Our Hero, Clad Only In A Modest Nightshirt, Has Difficulty Exiting A School For Young Ladies
...they kept tackling him The Adventures of Captain Flame #3 The Grand Square of the Most Glorious City of Mabuuth was always busy, regardless of the hour of the day. There were hundreds of market stalls, dozens of taverns and inns, brothels, gambling halls and a hundred other business. There were also scores … Continue reading Chapter 917: In Which Our Hero, Clad Only In A Modest Nightshirt, Has Difficulty Exiting A School For Young Ladies
Zeezee And The Difficult Pie
...it just would not cooperate Another short post tonight because it is late and I'm tired As I mentioned the other day, I'm replacing old posts with new and hopefully interesting ones. These will be tagged in different ways, but my first one, from April of 2004 is up with the tag DOC … Continue reading Zeezee And The Difficult Pie
The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
...it's a really great smelling war The Doclopedia # 1,230 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gooey Wallaby From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today we continued our trek through the temperate forests and fields of this northern part of the island. The more I stroll along, the more I … Continue reading The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
Human Slippers For Bunnies
...not made from real humans 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #21 The Doclopedia # 1,229 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Pole Dancing Lemurs From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: I am constantly amazed by this island. The animal and plant life are a constant source of wonder. However, even the … Continue reading Human Slippers For Bunnies
I Got Dem Old Swollen Knee Blues, Mama
...and I ain't ready to walk Quick post today. Been looking at the early years of this blog, which were ported over from LiveJournal. Think I'll be redoing some of them to either remove LJ references or to replace entire entries with something more interesting. And now, time to ice my knee.
White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
...all living in harmony 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #20 The Doclopedia # 1,228 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Giant Yellow Bunnies From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our decidedly unnerving encounter with the Octocobragator, our party today decided to go in search of a much less aggressive species, … Continue reading White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
...from the May, 1964 issue 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #19 The Doclopedia # 1,227 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Octocobragator From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As we have come to find out via several thankfully non-lethal encounters, Potawango Island can be as deadly as it is wonderful. Today, we saw just … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
...the knives stay out of it 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #18 The final Earth 5C entry. A new theme will be coming soon. The Doclopedia #1,226 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Mark A. Schmidt Mark A. Schmidt...oh man, I wish I could tell you what he is like on Earth 5C, but … Continue reading The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
...the burp in harmony at night 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #17 The Doclopedia #1,225 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kyle Miller Although hundreds of millions, if not billions, know Kyle Miller's artwork, far fewer know his name. You see, Kyle is an artist specializing in album cover artwork. Well, mostly CD covers … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
...and they never get fixed 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #16 The Doclopedia #1,224 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Avis Crane Producer, director, writer and sometimes even camerawoman...that is Avis Crane, the richest, most famous and most celebrated person in the adult film industry. So well crafted are the films she makes, so … Continue reading Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
Pickled Squid Sandwich
...just as disgusting as it sounds 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #15 The Doclopedia #1,223 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kim Marshall The Kim Marshall of Earth 5C is a kindly middle aged woman, a housewife in Toronto, Canada and the Queen of Canadian Crime. It all started when Kin was newly married … Continue reading Pickled Squid Sandwich
Is Your Steamer Duck Getting Enough Mental Stimulation?
...if not, try giving them crossword puzzles 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #14 Movies I REALLY Want To See Doctor Strange: Everything I've seen and heard about this movie tells me it is going to rock. I know they probably won't go as visually trippy as Steve Ditko did in the early years of the … Continue reading Is Your Steamer Duck Getting Enough Mental Stimulation?
The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
...#1: roller coaster The Doclopedia #1,222 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Glen Hallstrom For millions of Earth 5C Americans, Glen Hallstrom is the king of late night television. His talk show “The Smokestack Jones Supershow”, is the #1 rated late night talk show and has been on the air since 1986. The … Continue reading The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
A Bit Of Canine Therapy
...cute dogs heal broken hearts 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #12 Today is a sad day for America, so I'm just gonna post these pics of The Girls.
Wicked Oxen Threatened My Ibis
...his name is Ibis Elba 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #11 The Doclopedia #1,221 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Amanda Fenton On Earth 5C, Amanda Fenton, housewife and mother, is widely known for inventing the internet cat video craze. It happened many years ago when she was 10 years old and started posting … Continue reading Wicked Oxen Threatened My Ibis
Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
...surprisingly little fighting in this one 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Doclopedia #1,220 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Jeremiah Reed Jeremiah Reed, known as “Stu” to his friends, is the founder and owner of “Stu's Weenie Wagons”, the most popular hot dog carts in Northern California. From the Oregon border to … Continue reading Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
Dogs On The Run
...usually from the police 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Adventures of Captain Flame #2 It had been a good while since Flame had eaten a gourmet meal and Uncle Luke had not disappointed. Every bite, and there had been many during the 12 courses, had been delicious, as had the five types of wine. … Continue reading Dogs On The Run
I Saw The Man Eating Rosebush At Earl’s Roadside Plant Zoo!
...and all I got was a lousy t-shirt 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #9 The Doclopedia #1,219 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Carol Robinson On Earth 5C, Carol Robinson is the international criminal kingpin known only as “Lady Z”. With her army of criminals, she commands thieves, robbers, forgers, hijackers, swindlers, hackers, hit … Continue reading I Saw The Man Eating Rosebush At Earl’s Roadside Plant Zoo!
Happy National Pickled Fleems Day!
...sorry, deep fried Fleems, your day is in October 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #8 The Doclopedia #1,218 Who Are You On Earth 5C?: Mark Vorwerk Known as the “King of the Daredevils”, Mark Vorwerk first came to international prominence in 2005 when he was the first person ever to dive off the Golden … Continue reading Happy National Pickled Fleems Day!
Doctor Silkmelon and Mr. Porkwaffle Uncover A Dastardly Plot!
...DASTARDLY, I tell you! 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #7 The Doclopedia #1,217 Who Are You On Earth 5C?: Eddy Webb (a real person) Eddy Webb is the kindly young proprietor of “Eddy's Bait Shop” in Slow Creek, Colorado. He took over from his father when dear old dad decided to retire and devote … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon and Mr. Porkwaffle Uncover A Dastardly Plot!
The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island
...beautiful plumage, but they can be annoying. The Doclopedia #1216 Potion Recipes: The Most Exalted Potion Of Summoning D'Lorkuu And Smiting One's Enemies What You Will Require 16 slaves, preferably Hinokans of the smeem caste 1 liver from an adult male CleTak beast 43 small, yet fully ripe vaa berries 3 gallons of water … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island
My Life Among The Cosplaying Dogs
...mostly Trek or Who cosplay 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #5 Life On The Magic Bus It was 2:30 in the morning and Doc & Grace Clay had been running almost non-stop for an hour through the godforsaken boondocks of North Korea, dodging NK Army patrols the whole way. To make matters worse, Doc was carrying … Continue reading My Life Among The Cosplaying Dogs