...it's a big one, for sure The Doclopedia #3,195 Strongholds: The Lair Of Banzioxivarl The Greater Green Dragon known as Banzioxivarl has accumulated an enourmous horde of treasure over his long life, and he means to keep it. To do that, he has built his lair deep in the Forsaken Swamp of Jundo. More exactly, … Continue reading Look At The Size Of That!
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Hidden Secrets In The Tea
...good tea The Doclopedia #3,194 Strongholds: The Island Of The Beasts If you're going to build a tower stronghold, building it on an island full of large beasts is not a bad idea. That's what Frundalo the Mystic did, and it has worked out pretty damned well so far. The Island of Beasts is a … Continue reading Hidden Secrets In The Tea
Skinny McFats
...he was a bookie The Doclopedia #3,193 Strongholds: The Hell Train On Earth 47-D, which underwent a zombie outbreak in 1996, the most zombieproof place on the planet is a 6 mile long armored train that is stuck on a 700 mile oval track in Texas. It travels at 90 miles an hour and 5,000 … Continue reading Skinny McFats
Chapter 411: In Which Our Hero, Along With Francis The Goat And A Terrified French Traitor, Escape Europe In A Very Large Balloon
...the Frenchie had to pay big The Doclopedia #3,192 Strongholds: High Jumia The Jumian Plateau sits near the top of a Himalayan sized mountain range on the west coast if the Malporin continent of Fantasy Earth 878-Z. The country of High Jumia is a wealthy, peaceful, and happy place. In over 1,000 years of history, … Continue reading Chapter 411: In Which Our Hero, Along With Francis The Goat And A Terrified French Traitor, Escape Europe In A Very Large Balloon
The Stolen Cornbread Affair
...it was the dog what done it The Doclopedia #3,191 Strongholds: Olven Castle The Olven family had lots of enemies due to both settling in an area where humans weren't wanted and then over subsequent decades, pissing off both friends and enemies. When it became apparent that the location of the old castle was less … Continue reading The Stolen Cornbread Affair
The Box Full Of Money And What Maggie Did With It
...I mean, after she called her ex husband to gloat The Doclopedia #63 Strongholds: Dog Hill From the notebooks of Duke Shepherd (as read by Professor Toby Basset) A few years after the Fall of Humanity, when things were still pretty dicey for everyone, including Dogs, we left the Ranch in our thousands, … Continue reading The Box Full Of Money And What Maggie Did With It
A Stoat, Floating On A Moat With A Goat In A Boat, Chewed On An Oat And Decided To Vote
...man, I love doing those The Doclopedia #62 Strongholds: The Safety Dome The Australian government had more time than any other when the dead started rising up and eating the living. Since the Zombie Rising started in the northern hemisphere (Kyrgyzstan), Australia had time to stop all air and sea travel into the … Continue reading A Stoat, Floating On A Moat With A Goat In A Boat, Chewed On An Oat And Decided To Vote
Chocolate Covered Love
...Mmmmmm The Doclopedia #61 Strongholds: Justice Island In 1964, when the federal government closed Alcatraz Federal Prison, it sold the island to the well known superhero team Defenders of Justice. Almost immediately, the team began removing all traces of the previous buildings on the island and building their new headquarters. With such powerful … Continue reading Chocolate Covered Love
Mrs Wangdoodle Wears A Red Dress Into Town
...and the locals were scandalized The Doclopedia #60 Strongholds: Murkhold When the King Of All Orcs decided that the Orc Nation needed an impregnable fortress, he set his people to work building it in the middle of the Murkwaste Swamp. It took 22 years, the lives of 2,785 orcs, a couple of dozen … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Wears A Red Dress Into Town
Bob, The Incredible Macaroni Man
...he could shoot cheese sauce from his fingers The Doclopedia #59 Strongholds: Hard Luck Station Located on the jungle planet Ks'rrk, Hard Luck Station is where they send the toughest and most expendable Space Marines. It's cramped, poorly supplied and the next nearest Terran Alliance outpost is 68 light years away. It's also … Continue reading Bob, The Incredible Macaroni Man
The Donut Hole At The Center Of The Universe
...it's honey crunch coated! The Doclopedia #58 Strongholds: The Castle Of Uul Zadir It is written that when the bandit sheik Uul Zadir ek Zadaffa decided that he finally wanted to settle down, he found that his legions of enemies (including the Caliph, whose 5 daughters had all been relieved of their virginity … Continue reading The Donut Hole At The Center Of The Universe
I’ll Have A Vodka Martini Shaken, Stirred And Slapped Around A Bit
...take that, James Bond! It's Strongholds week! The Doclopedia #57 Strongholds: The Ultimate Safe House The actual name of this place is Field House, since it resides in a 10 acre field not far outside a major city. The people who live nearby know it as “the old Higgins place”, since it was … Continue reading I’ll Have A Vodka Martini Shaken, Stirred And Slapped Around A Bit