Cheese Fun!

….stinky, but fun! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,192 New From Wilton & Cox: Electrical Gloves . One of our newest items! When powered on by a long press of the buttons on each glove, they can deliver enough of a shock to stun a horse. You must touch with both gloves. Available … Continue reading Cheese Fun! →

What’s That On Your Face?

...not there, up and to your right. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,190 New From Wilton & Cox: Sickness Mints These new mints will make you appear to be very sick within a minute of you swallowing them. Combined with your own acting skills, this can extricate you from situations you would rather … Continue reading What’s That On Your Face? →

Six Murder Hobos In A Castle

...this will not end well . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,188 New From Wilton & Cox: Fog Hat . When you need to escape, why not create some fog? Or smoke, as is actually the case with these hats. Just drop a match into the overturned hat and seconds later, a large room … Continue reading Six Murder Hobos In A Castle →

Undead Ant Stuff

...I have no clue why they're undead. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,186 New From Wilton & Cox: Hypodermic Pen . It looks like and high quality fountain pen, but with a mere tap of your finger, a needle appears and injects any drug or poison you choose. You can find a list … Continue reading Undead Ant Stuff →

No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Make Me A Sandwich

...NOW! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,184 New From Wilton & Cox: Dual Bladed Sword Cane . New this season, we have a sword cane for the man who might find himself accosted by more than one ruffian. Made of finest oak, when a secret release trigger in the center of the cane … Continue reading No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Make Me A Sandwich →

My Grandson, The Time Dude

...we are very proud of him . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,182 Hot Spots: Herak's Tower . Oh yeah, old Herak's Tower! That was a miserable job, that was. 200 feet tall, high rising stairs and hotter that demon piss. Fuckin' fire lovin' creatures everywhere. Ask Mina there about the flame flies. Hahaha! … Continue reading My Grandson, The Time Dude →

Mrs. Wangdoodle Climbs A Mountain

...in her housecoat and slippers! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,180 Hot Spots: Po'Eox 3 . This is a Hell Planet. Temperatures on the surface average about 180 degrees and can hit 250 in some areas. There is almost no surface water and what there is will poison you. The 50 hour day … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Climbs A Mountain →

Sklob!

...accept no substitutes! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,176 You've Found A...: Power Belt . Hey, Duke, whatcha got there, boy? Did you find something dead, cos I'm not...HOLY SHIT! That's a power belt just like Mr. Justice wears! I heard it give him his super strength and stuff. Wow! This one looks … Continue reading Sklob! →

The Happily Goofy, Yet Sadly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Long Overdue Retirement

...co-starring her little dog, Snoodles Yes, after years and years of usually being the first subject line of the month, Mostly Purple Patty is retiring...at least for a couple of years. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,174 You've Found A...: Sea Chest . Well now, young Ian, let's see what ya got here. … Continue reading The Happily Goofy, Yet Sadly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Long Overdue Retirement →