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The Doclopedia #2,190
New From Wilton & Cox: Sickness Mints
These new mints will make you appear to be very sick within a minute of you swallowing them. Combined with your own acting skills, this can extricate you from situations you would rather not be in, or distract your enemies long enough to give you the upper hand. Now includes red mints, for when the appearance of vomiting blood might be useful.
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The Doclopedia #2,191
New From Wilton & Cox: Instant Disguise Outfit
Hidden within this ordinary suit is a full disguise kit that will transform you from a debonair gentleman to a drunken wastrel in under 2 minutes. The kit includes the following.
Jacket with removable liner. Reversed, it looks torn and filthy.
Trousers are similar.
Shoes have removable panels that reveal scuffed up shoes underneath.
A small makeup kit inside one pocket with makeup, fake teeth and an eye patch.
Tiny bottle of gin for an authentic aroma.
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CritterCon 13, Con Day Four: In which I am temporally folded to excellent effect, we do more game stuff & seminars, Blue breaks hearts, pie is eaten and we leave the con. I apologize for passing out just as I was finishing yesterday's write up. My geniusphone posts stuff after 15 minutes. When my alarm went off at 7:00 am, Grace said “You need more sleep because you look like shit.” She then had Sweetie beam me onboard and send me back in time to a couple of days ago so I could get 5 more hours of great sleep. I woke up refreshed, showered, dressed and returned to today 10 minutes after I left. 8:00 am: Breakfast at Pancakeville with our entire crew. The critters reported that their mini-con is going great and the Luke & Misty retrospective on tv is both wonderful and sad. 9:00 am: Speaking of tv, the “13 Years Of CritterCon” panel/exhibition was streamed to big screens all over Critter City. There were many reminiscences over the space of 90 minutes. 10:30 am: It's time for a Dealer's Room sweep, which I did with most of our human crew. We spent big bucks on “Sunday Discounted Merchandise!”. 11: 30 am: A quick and tasty lunch at Taco The Town before heading to my Sunday game. 12:00 pm: Played a robot in a post apocalyptic rpg where all the humans were gone and we were either robots or enhanced NHT. Our goal was to survey a distant valley that turned out to be swarming with really big snakes and lizards. A fun game. 4:00 pm: Spike, myself and two other folks hosted the bitch/gush fest known as the “We Loves It/We Hates It” panel. Everybody that wants to complain or praise some aspect of gaming or general geekery gets 1 minute to do it. We enforce the 1 minute rule via a buzzer and mic cutoff. Much of the bitching had to do with the quarantene, but there was plenty of other bitching, too. Much of the love was directed at Crittercon. 5:00 pm: With one hour left before the con closed, we all strolled the Dealer's Room one more time. Then, at 5:45, we got in line for the “Post Con Pie Eating Cool Down Party”. It was while standing in line that we watched Brownie tell a crowd of maybe 30 female NHT that he could not guarantee that he would be at the con next year, what with him being all over time and space starting in a few weeks. There were copious tears and many hugs and kisses. 6:10 pm: Pie! Sweet Dog in Heaven, there was so much pie. Long tables filled with, I am told, 36 kinds of pie. Much pie was eaten and much talking was done. At about 7:15, we waddled back to Sweetie and pretty much all collapsed in the living room while Sweetie got us on the road toward home. Everyone enjoyed themselves at the con and admitted it was extra great because it was the only big (or any) con we would get in 2020. We played some games and then all went to bed. Tomorrow, we'll get everyone home. As always, we had fun and will be looking forward to next year. Final bloggage tomorrow. Destination Sign When We Left: CritterCon 13 Destination Sign When We Stopped: We Ain't Stoppin'! Radio Station: Music From The Movies 1930-1960
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