...sorry about no ham The Doclopedia #1,191 Bad Swords: Rotseeker, The Sword That Infects “That there sword, it calls out to you, don't it? It wants somebody to pick it up and to use it. But that's just the start of the curse, ya know? After you touch it and feel that cold steel … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Squid Mating Rituals, Ham And Ireland
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The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
...and other proverbs The Doclopedia #1,101 The Alphabet: K is for… Kangaroo Uprising... ...that's what it was, mate! The bloody Kangs rose up against the Koalas and Wombats, trying to take control of Australia. It was a damned close thing at first, what with the Cockatoos and Wallabys on their side and us with … Continue reading The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
It’s All Fun And Games Until Mr. Kraznisky Starts To Go Blind
...it was temporary, but still,,, The Doclopedia #1,069 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: Dragon Mountain Inn On Earth 33-F, the world was conquered by China in the year 800 AD. This was helped by the fact that Earth 33-F is a magical world, but Chinese magic was the strongest by far. Now, the world very … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Mr. Kraznisky Starts To Go Blind
A Clown With A Frown Went To Town To Get Down
...his eyes were brown The Doclopedia #1,064 Lost Letters: From A Wizard To An Apprentice Sansy, I am sending you this letter via RavePost so that you will get it before mixing the ingredients for the Power Infusion spell. I fear that you might do things wrong. This fear is based upon my … Continue reading A Clown With A Frown Went To Town To Get Down
Handsome Joe Goes To The Supermarket
...with his human mom & dad After The Change Came Series 3 A Day For Hammering Out A Goddamn Peace Accord How to attain an end to a war... First, get a grumpy old Mutant to talk the Chinese Wizards into getting involved. Second, destroy a very small and delicate ecosystem or five, so … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To The Supermarket
Chapter 811: In Which Our Hero, After Saving The Queen From The Dastardy Duke, Rejoins His Merry Pirate Crew
...and overindulges in rum The Doclopedia #978 Rings & Things: The Great Ring Station Of The Paa'Laan The Great Ring Station was a space station built by the Paa'Laan race who lived on Altair 3, 4 and 5 three thousand years ago. The station was huge, fully 5,500 miles in circumference and 450 miles … Continue reading Chapter 811: In Which Our Hero, After Saving The Queen From The Dastardy Duke, Rejoins His Merry Pirate Crew
Behold! Groob, The Terror From The Recycle Bin!
...not a real monster from an old Marvel comic NOTE: For ease of transferring these posts over to my website, I'm going to start including genre tags. The Doclopedia #958 Alt. Zombies: Giant Zombies Genre: Horror, Fantasy It was good that Wizard Nooba Bovarn got out of the Seven … Continue reading Behold! Groob, The Terror From The Recycle Bin!
Possums In The Flower Pots
...kind of cute, in an ugly way The Doclopedia #937 Islands Of The Circle Sea: The Poadan Islands Located in the Great Southern Bay, the eight Poadan Islands are a delightful rest stop for any mariner. From the smallest (Tornofu, 1.5 miles across) to the largest (Aralonfu, 26 miles long, 5 miles wide) you'll … Continue reading Possums In The Flower Pots
Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War
... from the July, 1898 issue The Doclopedia #920 The Alphabet: J Is For... Joozoon Powder: Made from, among other things, the spittle of ancient red dragons and the earwax of a living hell hound, joozoon powder is a primary ingredient in many high lever spells. As one might imagine, it is a rare … Continue reading Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War
This Week’s Episode: Willie Borrows Clem’s Mule
...it's a laugh riot The Doclopedia #912 The Alphabet: B B is for...Baker Elves These jolly little elves stand just four inches tall and travel in family groups of 5 to 15. Most baker elves have blond hair, but redheads are not unknown. They all tend to be a bit on the chubby side, but … Continue reading This Week’s Episode: Willie Borrows Clem’s Mule
Radar Death Kitties From Jupiter
... a 12 part RKO serial The Doclopedia #143 The Alphabet: B B is for BULGARK THE INSANE Bulgark (who was only called “The Insane” by people who lived very far away from his kingdom) was the son of Ragtarl The Slayer and was, from 1196 CE to 1227 CE, the Supreme Ruler of the Screaming … Continue reading Radar Death Kitties From Jupiter
The Snake Man Hitches A Ride
...and he had two bags full of snakes The Dociverse #71 Guardians: Kalidox, Guardian of Tower Isle Once upon a time, in a land where magic was everywhere, a group of very wise wizards built a very special wizard's tower on an island in the Specific Ocean. In this tower, they put all of their most … Continue reading The Snake Man Hitches A Ride
Orange Mice, Magenta Dogs, Azure Cats
...colorful, they is About this character: Here's a fantasy world spy who knows exactly one spell...but then, she only needs that one spell. The Doclopedia #68 Spies: Lady Malissa Of Rivervale Stats (using FUDGE dice) Body: +1 Mind: +2 Spirit: +2 Malissa is a lady in waiting to Her Highness, Princess Aldora. As such, she … Continue reading Orange Mice, Magenta Dogs, Azure Cats
