...Give me some candy! . The Doclopedia #1,627 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 1-E . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. On Earth 1-E, if Millie Van Post, of Dallas, Texas, loses her bid for Homecoming … Continue reading Happy Halloween!
Month: October 2019
How To Grow Ferns
...Step #1: Buy some ferns . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,625 It's All Fun & Games Until...: The Shit Hits The Fan . “Welcome back to Fux News coverage of the President's rally here in Whiteyville. The estimates are that there are 50,000 people here in the arena and another 20,000 outside. It … Continue reading How To Grow Ferns
See Page 129
...it's a 128 page book . The Doclopedia #1,623 It's All Fun & Games Until...: You Dig Up Old Mr. Flory . “Thanks, Jim Bob. I been thinkin' about a cold beer all day. So like I was sayin', me and Bubba Franks got this job to go up to Floryville and dig up the … Continue reading See Page 129
Module D-1: Expedition Into The Haunted Forest
... for 4 to 6 players of levels 3-5 . The Doclopedia #1,621 It's All Fun & Games Until...: Her Dad Shows Up . “The O'Hara twins parents are going to be gone all night, you said. They're a couple of really wild chicks that will go all the way, you said. We'll have 3 … Continue reading Module D-1: Expedition Into The Haunted Forest
Only Bad Girls Got Into The Secret Club
...which really wasn't very secret . The Doclopedia #1,619 Real World Superheros: Huan Li AKA Golden Blossoms . Real Name: Huan Li Superhero Name: Golden Blossoms Age: 20 Powers: Huan Li can summon up hundreds of golden flower blossoms and control their movement through the air. These blossoms can be made to explode, become hard … Continue reading Only Bad Girls Got Into The Secret Club
I Swear, Mom, I Don’t Know Where That Baboon Came From
...she never believed me . The Doclopedia #1,617 Real World Superheros: Otisha Wells AKA The Breeze . Real Name: Otisha Jean Wells Superhero Name: The Breeze Age: 25 Powers: Ms. Wells can change into a very light blue gaseous form and move at speeds up to 100 miles an hour. In this form, she is … Continue reading I Swear, Mom, I Don’t Know Where That Baboon Came From
Junior Muskrat Can’t Stop Dancing!
...he's got the rhythm! . The Doclopedia #1,613 Spy Gadgets: Bungee Necktie . This fashionable necktie is made of a new wonder material that can stretch up to 20 times it's normal length. Sewn to be double sided with loose stitching, the tie can be opened to 6 feet long, giving it an extreme stretch … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Can’t Stop Dancing!
Night Of The Demon Hamsters
...their cheek pouches are stuffed with souls . The Doclopedia #1,609 Spy Gadgets: Exploding Hat . This device is infused with a high explosive that is undetectable by dogs or machines. It has approximately the explosive force on one pound of C-4. Detonation is via a small decorative pin that can be worn on your … Continue reading Night Of The Demon Hamsters
How To Not Be Eaten By Sharks
...Step 1: STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING OCEAN! . The Doclopedia #1,607 The Numbers: 311 . Was the number of miles a time traveler had to cover in order to get his time conveyance back when it was stolen by Mongols in 1354. To do this, he walked, rode stolen horses and even flew a … Continue reading How To Not Be Eaten By Sharks
Ugly Mice
...with bad attitudes . The Doclopedia #1,602 The Numbers: 5,000,000 . $5,000,000.00 is the reward offered by multimillionaire cryptid hunter Jeff Sork for information leading to the live capture of the cryptid known as the Demon Octopus Dog. According to Sork, the cryptid in question looks like “some sort of small hound, but possessed of … Continue reading Ugly Mice
Training Your Dogs NOT To Rob Trains In The Past
...I failed at this. The Doclopedia #1,600The Numbers: 28.Was the age of Li Fung Ma when he released the last surviving dragon from it's 1,400 year imprisonment beneath a mountain in northeastern China. The very grateful dragon gifted Li with excellent health and a not so small fortune in gems and gold.Then it left the … Continue reading Training Your Dogs NOT To Rob Trains In The Past
Chapter 31: In Which A Poor Boy Sees His Chance And, By Using A Hefty Club, Takes It
...konk! . . The Doclopedia #1,596 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Mogog's Information . Mogog, the Red Troll sage, is well over 700 years old. He has been buying and selling information in Ekarris for the last 600 years. A steady stream of customers flow through his door at all hours. Mogog's Information is located in … Continue reading Chapter 31: In Which A Poor Boy Sees His Chance And, By Using A Hefty Club, Takes It
A Moist Mystery
...a moistury? . The Doclopedia #1,596 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Mogog's Information . Mogog, the Red Troll sage, is well over 700 years old. He has been buying and selling information in Ekarris for the last 600 years. A steady stream of customers flow through his door at all hours. Mogog's Information is located in … Continue reading A Moist Mystery
How To Make Big Money Selling Exotic Molds
...step one: find somebody who collects exotic molds . The Doclopedia #1,594 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Mages Only . The author would love nothing better than to give a detailed description of this exclusive club, but unfortunately, he is not a mage of any sort, nor could he find any mages who would or could … Continue reading How To Make Big Money Selling Exotic Molds
Seven Guys Named George
...keep an eye on them . The Doclopedia #1,592 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Embassy Row . For the tourist interested in world affairs, there is no better place to stroll through than Embassy Row. Along this three block long stretch of Peace Street street, you can see not only the embassy of each of the … Continue reading Seven Guys Named George
Doctor Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Arrive In The Serengeti
...where the good doctor plans on collecting samples . The Doclopedia #1,590 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Old Podo's Tavern . Not every attraction in Ekarris is big and grand. Some are just interesting and, in many cases, steeped in history. Old Podo's Tavern is one such place. There are thousands of taverns scattered across the … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Arrive In The Serengeti
Ten Things You Should Never Ask A Dog
...#1: what does cat poop taste like? . . The Doclopedia #1,588 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: North Market . Ekarris has four market areas. The East & West Markets are held weekly and feature primarily goods from the eastern farmlands and the sea, respectively. There are wonderful things to be purchased at both. The South … Continue reading Ten Things You Should Never Ask A Dog
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Spanky Lady Appears
...actually, even then... . The Doclopedia #1,586 Assorted Trees Of The Magewood: Cypress . The Magewood is a purposefully enchanted woodland of approximately 20,000 acres. At it's center is Magewood Village. Part of the enchantment of Mage wood lies in the very trees themselves. Here is one of them. On the extreme eastern edge of … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Spanky Lady Appears
Spock The Monkey
...wait, that's not a Peter Gabriel song. . . The Doclopedia #1,584 Assorted Trees Of The Magewood: Peach . The Magewood is a purposefully enchanted woodland of approximately 20,000 acres. At it's center is Magewood Village. Part of the enchantment of Mage wood lies in the very trees themselves. Here is one of them. In … Continue reading Spock The Monkey
If Not 1902, When?
...and where, I ask you? . . The Doclopedia #1,582 Assorted Trees Of The Magewood: Acacia . The Magewood is a purposefully enchanted woodland of approximately 20,000 acres. At it's center is Magewood Village. Part of the enchantment of Mage wood lies in the very trees themselves. Here is one of them. At the southern … Continue reading If Not 1902, When?
The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Entertain Our Troops
...often while on stage performing. . . The Doclopedia #1,582 Hello There!: The Dragon . Well, hello there, brave adventurers? Did I catch you by surprise as you were starting to loot my treasure horde? I often do that when thieves come to visit. Ah ah ah, warrior, if you draw that sword, I’ll incinerate … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Entertain Our Troops
Rough Eels Mocked My Damselfish
...the little bastards! . The Doclopedia #1,580 Hello There!: The Bartender . Hello there, Debbie. The usual? Double? Damn, you must have had a rough day. Let me guess, a dame was involved? Irene Maxwell? No kiddin'? Man, when you get in deep, you get up to your eyes. That family is nuts, rich and … Continue reading Rough Eels Mocked My Damselfish
Le News Good, Le News Bad
...but still, le news . I am home from the hospital, but still on the mend. In other news, I really hated being in the hospital. . . The Doclopedia #1,578 Hello There!: The Alien . Hello there, Terran! No, please, calm down. Despite the fact that I look so very different from most Terran … Continue reading Le News Good, Le News Bad
I Got Them Old In The Hospital Blues
...mama I'm still being held in the hospital due to this damned leg infection. Here is a Doclopedia entry . . The Doclopedia #1,576 Hello There!: The Ex . Hello there, Bill. I didn't know you shopped here. Yes, they do have a great organic section. Me? Oh, you know, working, keeping busy. Alex? … Continue reading I Got Them Old In The Hospital Blues
Cold Hands On My Bare Back
...married men know what I mean . . Gentle Readers, The entry below was written scant hours before I was admitted to the local hospital due to another bout of cellulitis that is proving to be tougher than any of the others. Pretty sure I won't be writing much for a few days. Doc . … Continue reading Cold Hands On My Bare Back
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