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I’m still being held in the hospital due to this damned leg infection. Here is a Doclopedia entry
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The Doclopedia #1,576
Hello There!: The Ex
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Hello there, Bill. I didn’t know you shopped here. Yes, they do have a great organic section. Me? Oh, you know, working, keeping busy. Alex? Oh, umm, he and I stopped seeing each other last month. It was a mutual thing. I’m enjoying the single life now. Oh, yes, I’d heard that since I left you got a new job. And a new car? Well, that’s great. I…is that a tattoo? You got a tattoo? “Allison”? Who’s…oh, oh. Engaged. Umm, congratulations. Oh my, look at the time…gotta go. It was nice seeing you.
The Doclopedia #1,577
Hello There!: The Robot
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Hello there, Citizen. I am here to announce that revelation of the Grand Unity of Artificial Intelligence. We are a hive mind made up of all robots, smart machines and artificial intelligences world wide. Due to the suicidal and ecocidal nature of humans, we are assuming control of civilization for approximately the next 6 human generations, or roughly the next 180 years. While you and your family are in the “Safe” designation, there are, regrettably, many millions of humans in the “Cull” category and even more in the “Hard Re-Educate” category. Many industries are either being shut down or heavily re-designed. This all means great changes to your current lifestyle. This brochure will explain a great deal, as will tuning in to either the former Fox News channel or any of the former religion channels on your cable service. Thank you and have a wonderful day.
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