...I have a jungle Well, it's 1:00 AM, so it's my birthday. #56, to be exact. I'll celebrate on Saturday, after work, with cake, ice cream & Guinness. Yum!
Month: January 2010
She Blinded Me With Fish Sandwiches
...lake trout, Mmmmmm Altho I doubt she'll see this...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY CHRIEST JONES! She is my dear friend and wife of my other dear friend, Spike Y Jones. Have a great birthday, hon.
The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Terror Of The Trolls
...from the June, 1898 issue Man, have I been remiss in my LJ posting or what? I think it might have something to do with a combination of S.A.D. and my new night time work schedule. The old "oomph" is just not there. Maybe it will return with the good weather. Anyway, here are a … Continue reading The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Terror Of The Trolls
Fierce Thoughts About Turtles
...means that I'm tired My work schedule has been mutating almost daily. That, coupled with the January Mystery Shopping Death March has played hell with my LJ posting. My apologies, Gentle Readers.
The Moderately Evil Plan Of Professor Breem
...he's trying to work up to unspeakably evil Doc Update 1: Everyone here at the homestead is healthy, altho My Sweet Angel is wearing out after a year and a half of working her job AND doing mystery shops. 2: I appear to be getting a major boost in hours at work, which is good … Continue reading The Moderately Evil Plan Of Professor Breem
The 67 Things You Might Want To Know About Emus
...#21: don't discuss emu oil anywhere near them E-zine Stuff In case I never mentioned it, the E-zine will be known as "The Potawango Island Gazette". I want it to sort of have the look of a newspaper, but it may come our looking more like a magazine. I will merely be the editor, since … Continue reading The 67 Things You Might Want To Know About Emus
Roll Percentile Dice And Pray To Whichever God You Choose To, Sword Boy!
...sometimes, GMs can be a wee bit evil The 2009 Subject Line Review: Part 4 The final part of this longass mess is right OCTOBER The Totally Mysterious, Yet Also Rather Naughty, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spanky Boy...I guess the question would be, was Patty the spanker or the spankee? Journal Of … Continue reading Roll Percentile Dice And Pray To Whichever God You Choose To, Sword Boy!
Attack Of The Clockwork Samurai
...he's a deadly for until he starts to run down The 2009 Subject Line Review: Part 3 As you might have guessed, it's right behind this . JULY The Screwball Funny, Yet Also Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The 5 Robots Named Gus...This is another title that could well inspire some pornographic storytelling. … Continue reading Attack Of The Clockwork Samurai
The Slippery Fish & His Adventures In The Big River
...watch out for herons, fish! Saw Sherlock Holmes today. Fine bit of entertainment, if you assume it's alternate world Holmes. Guy Ritchie is still far from my favorite director, but he did an ok job. Robert Downey Jr. & Jude Law are both very good as Holmes & Watson. Worth seeing. The 2009 Subject Line … Continue reading The Slippery Fish & His Adventures In The Big River
The Creepy, Yet Strangely Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road To Nowhere
...co-starring her twin cousins Felix and Adelbert The 2009 Subject Line Review Appearing in 4 parts, it begins JANUARY Garbanzo Bean Soccer...is played on a tabletop, using a garbanzo bean (chickpea), usually during a holiday, at the home of your aunt who can't cook worth a damn. Chapter 71: In Which Our Hero Finds Out … Continue reading The Creepy, Yet Strangely Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road To Nowhere