Attack Of The Clockwork Samurai

…he’s a deadly for until he starts to run down

The 2009 Subject Line Review: Part 3

As you might have guessed, it’s right behind this .

JULY

The Screwball Funny, Yet Also Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The 5 Robots Named Gus…This is another title that could well inspire some pornographic storytelling.

The Enchanted Underwear…I cannot for the life of me remember why we started calling them that. They were pretty cute looking, but not at all enchanted.

Friends With Benefits And Pie…I’ve had a couple of female friends that fit this description, altho one of them actually made much better cake than pie.

The Night We Saved Earth From The Killer Crawdads…Perhaps someday, this story can be told, but not now. The world just isn’t ready yet.

Tree Kangaroo Adventures…I’ve given tree kangaroos rather short shrift in my LJ, so this was a sincere attempt to make things right.

Bad Tommy Crosses The Wrong Damned Dame…Based on a true event that ended in her giving him a vasectomy one night with a .357 Magnum. After that, he was not nearly so bad.

The Rare And Deadly Poisonous Turtle Of Potawango Island…In truth, the thought of a poisonous species of turtle really creeps me out.

Dehydrated Spatial/Temporal Anomalies…It must have been very late at night and Star Trek must have been on tv to make me come up with that.

Glossy Winged Starlings Of Doom…A lesser wit than myself would have been satisfied just to use the common starling, but I’ve always thought them a bit shabby.

Doc & Spike Versus The Zombie Ninjas…As I originally said to somebody, Spike and I would most likely talk them to death. Also, Spike could confuse them by taking three sides in a two sided argument.

It’s All Fun & Games Until Vegetable Oil Goes Sticky…Which is why you go with mineral oil…or Crisco…or butter…or margarine.

This Just In: Michael Jackson Is Still Deader Than Interstate Roadkill…Was I being insensitive about the death of the freakish looking surgically addicted child fondling little nutcase? Yep, you betcha.

A Beer Mug Full Of Dimes…Which I may someday soon use to buy…you guessed it…BEER! Or maybe to pay the electric bill.

Chapter 121: In Which Our Hero Learns Yiddish, Ice Skates Through Enemy Lines And Invades France…I’ve totally lost track of what the highest numbered of these Chapters is, but it would be a long damn story.

My Other Dog Is a Werewolf…If, by “werewolf” one actually means “totally spoiled house dog that plays a constant game of Who Gets To Sleep In Dad’s Chair with her sister when not whining for human food”.

Twelve Miles To The Nearest Fruit Stand…Actually, I think we are about 5 miles from the nearest fruit stand hereabouts. They mostly sell strawberries nowadays.

The Ice Cream Dwarves Build A Fortress…Another culinarily inclined race of demi-humans. Do you think their ice cream give you a CON bonus?

Go Fast, Then Slow, Then Really Fast…My nephews gave me these driving instructions once on the way home from the movies. I did what they said, but not the “Drive On The Sidewalk” or “Honk The Horn 100 Times” suggestions.

The Bluebird Of Sappyness…Yeah, I went for an easy one here.

Who Knew That One Fox Bark Could Incite A Small, Fully Panicked, Riot?…There were only three of us, but we rioted Real Good, including one of us (not me) falling into the creek.

AUGUST

The Family Friendly, Yet Morally Ambiguous, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Summer Vacation…I think we’ve all had at least one vacation like that. If you haven’t, then maybe you need to head to Vegas or someplace.

Ornithopter Racing Weekly…Ornithopters? What the hell had I been drinking that night?

Terri, A Canary From Derry, Shares A Berry & A Cherry, With Hairy Larry & Mary, The Dairy Fairy…I usually giggle like a schoolgirl when I come up with titles like this one. It’s not a pretty sight.

It’s All Fun and Games Until You Get Trampled By A Yak…Actually, even getting trampled by a Pygmy Goat can take a lot of the fun out of your day.

The Heartstopping Adventures Of Doctor Tempest In The City Of The Vampires…A city full of vampires? Bet your ass that would stop your heart! Especially if they were those wimpy assed sparkly emo vampires.

A Sense Of Porpoise…When I get to Hell, this will be just one of many things written on the walls of my room.

Sixth Floor…Lingerie…Ladies wear…Shoes…Doc ripping off Aerosmith. Great video, that one.

The Old Hospital Was Full Of Cannibals…Based on a true CoC adventure I once played in. It was so creepy and terrifying that one chick left the game and one of the guys later told me he didn’t sleep well that night. If I could have, I’d have run it in an old abandoned sanitarium I knew about, but then I’d have been too creeped out to do a good job GMing.

Modern Slimes…See third comment up about my room in Hell.

Ginger Pork Burritos…Dudes & dudettes, those were some tasty tasty burritos! Bow down before me, Bobby Flay!

My Life Among The Pine Cone Throwing Women…One of the few subject lines I’ve ever written that was based upon an imaginary con trip report.

The Rare And Beautiful Variegated Marching Roses Of Potawango Island…My favorites are the yellow roses with red variegation, but the white with lavender ones look nice, too.

Pink Lizard Things…Another title courtesy of Staying Up Too Late. Or doing too many drugs in my youth. Or reading too much Hunter S. Thompson.

Stalking The Wild Canadian Roleplayer…Ok, so most of the Canadian roleplayers I know are pretty well domesticated. It sounds more exciting the way I wrote it.

Insert Wacky And/Or Witty Subject Line Here…I was feeling tired and lazy. Sometimes that happens, ya know.

GoGo, The Fastest Kinkajou On Earth…When I was a kid and you could actually buy kinkajous and coatimundis from the Spiegel catalog, I met a couple that had one as a pet. He was pretty gentle and pretty fast, too.

The Chubby Mud Golem Episode…Hey, look, a golem that isn’t made of food! I must have been well fed that night. I reckon a chubby mud golem would have 2Xd8 more hit points than the regular kind.

Mr. Porkwaffle Buys A Chopper…Of course, it would be steam powered, but that’s still a pretty bold move for him.

…And Then They All Ate Fish!…That sounds to me like the end of a joke that cats would tell. Certainly one would never hear such a joke from a fish.

Sardine Smoothies For Everyone!…This is definitely something a cat thought up. Holy shit! My brain: Cats controls it! Must go buy cheeseburgers and leave them on my porch.

A Tamandua In The Kitchen…While I can think of several uses I might have for a tamandua in my kitchen, I reckon you ordinary folks just couldn’t justify the expense. Maybe you could substitute a chinchilla or a pouched rat.

Doing The Hot Spider Boogie…Does that sound like a swingin’ song title or what? Pity that Fats Waller never wrote it, cos it sounds like one of his.

The 31 Things You Should Never Say To An Astronaut…One of which has got to be “So, want a glass of Tang?”

Toad Poetry…Not too bad a title, considering I pretty much pulled it outta my ass.

A Bit Of Deception And A Lot Of Temptation…The story of my life, baby, the story of my life.

The Kitty Cats Burglarize A PetSmart Store…This one will be on I Can Has Cheeseburger? someday, you betcha.

The Horticultural Whore Ventures Forth…I should have ventured forth a whole lot more last year, because the fuckin’ bermuda grass pretty much took over.

Out, Out, Damned Spot! That Goes For You Too, Rover! And You Too, Kitty!…Oh ho ho, aren’t I the clever one, with the combined Shakespeare and pet owner references. You do know that Shakespeare mentioned Basset Hounds, don’t you? “Their heads are hung with ears that sweep away the morning dew. Crook-knee’d, and dew-lapped like Thessalian bulls; slow in pursuit, but match’d in mouth like bells.” From: A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

The Yellow Submarine Sandwich…Get yer Beatles and/or food references right here, folks!

Six Million Pounds Of Duck Fat…That’s probably the monthly output of China. Mmmm, duck fat.

The Sad Mole Saloon…If I ran a saloon, I’d name it that, then have a different reply every time somebody asked me “what’s the name mean?”

Pictures At An Extradition…What, you could do better?

Pain Is Just Natures Way Of Saying “Hey! This Shit Hurts!”…Sometimes just stating the obvious can be funny. I laughed out loud when I wrote that one.

Doc Tempest VS The Zombies Of Broadway…I get this mental image of a big Busby Berkeley style zombie production number. Zombies in evening wear! Fountains! Overhead shots! Blood & Gore in kalidescopic patterns!

Like A Spider Making Love To A Fly…There’s an app for that!

You Just Can’t Find Good Squid Juice Anymore…So y’all will just have to juice your own squids!

SEPTEMBER

The Highly Improbable, Yet Totally True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Parrot Who Played D&D…The closest I’ve ever come to seeing a parrot play D&D was when my former parrot, Gandalf, grabbed a d6 and tried to chew it up.

The Day I Woke Up In A Tree…I’d like to say that strange shit like this seldom happens to me, or that when it does, it’s not my fault, but both would be lies.

Two Girls Who Chased Boys…I shall not comment on what they did with them when they caught them:)

Orange Parrots Playing In The Trees…It’s New Years Eve and I’m hammered on porter, so I’ll just say that I really miss having parrots around.

Chapter 52: In Which Our Hero Goes Undercover As A London Rat Catcher To Save Tom From The Church…Anytime you can save someone from the Church (any church) you are doing ok. Of course, you probably won’t need to dress up as a rat catcher every time.

The 349 Things Men Can Never Really Explain To Women…I’m pretty sure 348 of those things are not of interest to women, while #349 probably has to do with our aim while taking a leak.

All Of The Naughty Boys Feared Wendy…Yet they paid a pretty penny to have her spank them and heap verbal abuse upon them. Wendy retired to Hawaii at age 38.

The Dream Where Frank Zappa And I Were Playing Poker With Three Chinese Women…Man, I really miss Frank Zappa and his music.

The Secret Life Of Old T-Shirts…Did I ever mention that I have a couple of boxes of old t-shirts from cons and stuff? Some day, I’ll decorate my game room with them. And the pelts of stuffed animals.

George, The Albino Donkey, Strikes Again!…Ok, so George was a real live albino donkey that a friend of mine’s grandparents had as a pet. He was a really sweet animal, but would do stuff like pull the clothes off the clothesline or chase the dogs or take a whiz on the flowerbed. Come to think of it, my friends grandfather might have whizzed on that same flowerbed.

Big Fun With The Five Blue Budgies…How the fuck could you not have fun with those five azure feathered little psittacine goofballs?

The Rare And Beautiful Cerulean Wombat Of Potawango Island…I recall the first time I ever saw a wombat, at the San Diego Zoo. My first thought was “Holy shit! Look at the size of that fuckin’ hamster!”

Young Thugs, Mostly Bugs And Slugs With Ugly Mugs, Drink Drugs From Jugs While Riding Pugs…I suspect that LSD usage may have had some minor effect upon my mind when I see stuff like that.

I Want A Dog With Short Legs And Loooooooooooooooong Ears…and her fingernails will shine like justice while she’s picking up the slack. You Cake fans are laughing right now, eh?

It’s All Fun And Games Until The Chickens Get Pissed Off…you city kids can laugh, but us country kids know that you don’t want to be on the bad side of poultry.

Snow White And The 7 Dorks…Every so often, I kinda channel my pal John Kovalic. If he ever did a version of this, it would be a great story.

Riding On A Moonbeam…I can see faery folk doing this, but the rest of us are just to big and fat.

The California Kid Sings The Early Morning Blues“Oh I woke up this morning with them Early Morning Blues. Yes I woke up this morning with them Early Morning Blues. You know I just might feel better, if I went and put on my shoes.

Mexican Jenny Runs Nekkid In The Redwoods…From another true event. Actually, several of us ran nekkid in the redwoods. It was fun.

The Wonderfulness Of Eating Pie…And it is wonderfulness, you know. Just you and a yummy pie and a fork. MmmmMmmm good!

Wicked Pigs Ate All Of My Endive…Ya know, there are a whole bunch of things wrong with that sentence.

A +2 Vorpal Cheese Grater…Just the thought of a cheese grater that can decapitate a person is pretty damned funny. Well, in a sick & twisted gamer humor way.

Doc Tempest VS The Evil Angel…Because it wouldn’t be nearly so action packed and full of thrills if he was up against a Good Angel.

148 thoughts on “Attack Of The Clockwork Samurai

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  29. Hunter S. Thompson

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  30. Hunter S. Thompson

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  31. Hunter S. Thompson

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  32. Hunter S. Thompson

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  33. Hunter S. Thompson
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  34. Hunter S. Thompson

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  35. Hunter S. Thompson

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  36. Hunter S. Thompson

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  37. Hunter S. Thompson

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  47. Hunter S. Thompson

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  48. Hunter S. Thompson

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  49. Hunter S. Thompson

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  50. Hunter S. Thompson

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  51. Hunter S. Thompson

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  52. Hunter S. Thompson

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  53. Hunter S. Thompson

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  54. Hunter S. Thompson

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  55. Hunter S. Thompson

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  56. Hunter S. Thompson

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  57. Hunter S. Thompson

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  58. Hunter S. Thompson

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  59. Hunter S. Thompson

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  60. Hunter S. Thompson

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  62. Hunter S. Thompson

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  66. Hunter S. Thompson

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  68. Hunter S. Thompson

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  69. Hunter S. Thompson

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  70. Hunter S. Thompson

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  71. Hunter S. Thompson

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  72. Hunter S. Thompson

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  73. Hunter S. Thompson

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  74. Hunter S. Thompson

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