...and toasted, to boot The Doclopedia #2,517 It's All Fun & Games Until...: Aliens Eat Peaches No, Excellency, it was nothing the Terrans did. They were most gracious hosts. No, the fault lies in our food testing devices. They worked perfectly well in detecting things that would harm us in all of the expected ways, … Continue reading A Sandwich Of The Highest Order
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Hairy Pupper And The Ghostly Goat
...it haunted Dogwart's . The Doclopedia #1,770 Aliens: Dorgash 9933 . Dorgash 9933 is the owner and captain of the freighter “Red Gnartok” and is known across the Thousand Suns Empire as an honest businessbeing. Her crew, which numbers 15 beings from 4 species, are very loyal to her and she to them. Together, they … Continue reading Hairy Pupper And The Ghostly Goat
Big Tiny And His All Cat Orchestra
...meow! . The Doclopedia #1,768 Aliens: Dweeno . Dweeno is 12 inches tall and looks for all the world like a stuffed teddy bear. He has a very sweet disposition and everyone who meets him likes him. Dweeno is also a very accomplished quantum drive mechanic and can brew a wonderfully potent ale that his … Continue reading Big Tiny And His All Cat Orchestra
Frantic Muskrats Trampled My Begonias
...it was just terrible . The Doclopedia #1,766 Aliens: Lorigal . Lorigal is the sole surviving member of the ZhuKot race. When the various slave races rose up and destroyed the ZhuKoth, Lorigal was barely able to escape. Unfortunately, his ship developed an instability in it’s hyperdrive and he had to abandon ship in a … Continue reading Frantic Muskrats Trampled My Begonias
The Rare And Beautiful Squealing Lizards Of Potawango Island
...they drop out of trees onto your head The Doclopedia #1,119 A Child's Book Of...: Aliens A few excerpts: BALROGIANS are named after the Balrog from “Lord of the Rings, but they are not evil at all. Standing 15 feet tall, the Balrogians are sometimes referred to as the “Gardeners of the Galaxy” because they … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squealing Lizards Of Potawango Island
Teaching Betty To Bop
...wop a loo bop! The Doclopedia #1,114The Alphabet: X is for…Xorolxee......is an earth-like planet located 300 light years from Earth. It orbits a yellow star slightly (2% larger) than our own and is the fourth planet in a system of 10. Like Earth, it has a large moon and plenty of water (65% of the planetary … Continue reading Teaching Betty To Bop
The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
...and other proverbs The Doclopedia #1,101 The Alphabet: K is for… Kangaroo Uprising... ...that's what it was, mate! The bloody Kangs rose up against the Koalas and Wombats, trying to take control of Australia. It was a damned close thing at first, what with the Cockatoos and Wallabys on their side and us with … Continue reading The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
Slippery Dugongs Mocked My Weasels
...they were so sad:( The Doclopedia #1,029 For A Good Time, Call...: Joey The Bug When visiting Outland Station 5 for the first time, the neophyte traveler (and even a good many experienced travelers) will find it advantageous to seek out the well known local character known as Joey the Bug. Joey is indeed … Continue reading Slippery Dugongs Mocked My Weasels
Doc Tempest And The Curse Of The Vampire’s Tomb
...from the June, 1948 issue The Doclopedia #1,015 Guys Named Fred: Fred Baker On Earth 20, Fred Baker was an actor, famous for his roles in such movies as “They Came From Jupiter”, “Attack Of The Killer Turtles” and “The Incredible Growing Man”. In those and nearly 100 other science fiction films made between 1949 and 1973, Fred … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Curse Of The Vampire’s Tomb
Curse Of The Devil Newts
...the lead story in Strange Amphibian Tales The Doclopedia #987 Poultry That Saved The Day: The Goose Who Stopped The Aliens Genre: Humor On April 21st, 1961, the alien race known as the ReeEEn came to Earth in 50 interstellar war craft that each measured two miles across and were bristling with weapons. It took … Continue reading Curse Of The Devil Newts
Rabbi Bob Goes On A Road Trip With A Turtle
...and two strippers from North Beach The Doclopedia #948 Pie!: Chicken Pot Pie “Ah yes, a most delicious chicken pot pie, don't you agree? Branwell, please convey our pleasure with dinner to Mrs. Zelogny. And ask Walton to set out the reserve brandy. Now, my friends, let us adjourn to my workshop where I … Continue reading Rabbi Bob Goes On A Road Trip With A Turtle
Night Of The Living Dude
...woah, dude Stuff-O-Rama 1: Yes, Grace and I were indeed lucky to have gotten home from Hawaii a week ahead of the recent earthquake. 2: I found out yesterday that my good buddy, Spike Y Jones, and his lovely wife and daughter, will not be attending GenCon this year. In fact, it may be several … Continue reading Night Of The Living Dude