...well, maybe the fox did The Final Walter Question Ok, Gentle Readers, this is the last question about Walter, our working class superhero.
Month: July 2009
The Bluebird Of Sappyness
...not as well known as his famous brother So, I've got a couple of ideas for Cheapass Games level card/board games. My question to you, Dear Readers, is: What is the best way to go about making prototypes to send out to playtesters? What about making the final product? I am quite clueless as to … Continue reading The Bluebird Of Sappyness
Go Fast, Then Slow, Then Really Fast
...driving instructions from Christopher, 1989 In my recent post about Game Day, I forgot to mention that I told my players about one of the upcoming segments of our ongoing series: they'll be students at Hogwarts. Now, to explain that. See, right now, the world that they live in is at about the average magical … Continue reading Go Fast, Then Slow, Then Really Fast
The Ice Cream Dwarves Build A Fortress
...with sprinkles Walter, Working Class Superhero And lo, the people spoke and Walter did wear thrift shop clothing as his heroic garb. And in truth, he did wear different items each time he set forth to smite evil in the face. Hard. And the people saw this and said it was good.
Twelve Miles To The Nearest Fruit Stand
...and we were really needing some fruit El Stuffo 1: We had Game Day yesterday and my players had tons of fun, as did I. They managed not only to get their characters all the way to the ruined city of Barchan, but also helped return a Knight and his Lady to life so they … Continue reading Twelve Miles To The Nearest Fruit Stand
My Other Dog Is a Werewolf
...it's a joke, Lucy I must be gettin' old, since in my recent DogCon post, I referred to this years fictional event as "DogCon 2". In fact, this being an alternate year, the con will be called CatCon 2. And speaking of the bigass fictional alternative to GenCon, I shall once again be running a … Continue reading My Other Dog Is a Werewolf
Chapter 122: In Which Our Hero Learns Yiddish, Ice Skates Through Enemy Lines And Invades France
...again Ok, there was no winner in the first poll on Walter's crime fighting duds, so I took the top three and invite y'all to vote again.
A Beer Mug Full Of Dimes
...I haz it And now...STUFF! 1: On the canine front, Lucy continues to adapt to our household. Although she is still a very timid dog and does not play with Winker, she is a very loving girl towards her mom & dad. 2: I am formulating an idea for a fantasy setting where nobody actually … Continue reading A Beer Mug Full Of Dimes
This Just In: Michael Jackson Is Still Deader Than Interstate Roadkill
...just heading off the inevitable "he still lives" conspiracy theory Walter: Working Class Superhero By overwhelming vote, Walter works at the cities main water treatment plant. He is, in fact, a water testing chemist at the newly constructed green bio-treatment unit, which uses natural methods (such as soil filtration and water hyacinth) to produce clean … Continue reading This Just In: Michael Jackson Is Still Deader Than Interstate Roadkill
It’s All Fun & Games Until Vegetable Oil Goes Sticky
...don't ask Last night, I took My Sweet Little Chocolate Frog Of Love to see Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince. We both enjoyed it, despite the fact that they had to compress and cut parts of the original story in order to avoid a 5 hour movie. They did capture most of the … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Vegetable Oil Goes Sticky
Doc & Spike Versus The Zombie Ninjas
...mostly, we talked them to death People who know Spike Y Jones and myself are laughing and nodding over that one:) It's The DEEAATTHHH Of Roleplaying!!! I've been a player of tabeletop RPGs for coming up on 33 years now (insert "HOLY SHIT!" here) and almost from day one, I've heard people talk about the … Continue reading Doc & Spike Versus The Zombie Ninjas
Glossy Winged Starlings Of Doom
...also, they'll poop on yer car Walter The Working Class Superhero Ok, time to breal that three way tie over Walter's occupation.
Dehydrated Spatial/Temporal Anomalies
...just add water for an instant Star Trek plot Walter, The Working Class Superhero Ok...so only two people responded to the last Walter question...here's what we determined: Walter has a longtime girlfriend. Her name is Debby. Walter owns three male cats named Larry, Moe & Curly. Walter collects marine invertebrates, mostly tiny jellyfish, tho he … Continue reading Dehydrated Spatial/Temporal Anomalies
The Rare And Deadly Poisonous Turtle Of Potawango Island
..fortunately, it takes them about 2 minutes to strike My Favorite Piece Of Poetry This will be read at my memorial service, sometime in the far future. The Walrus and The Carpenter Lewis Carroll (from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872) The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his … Continue reading The Rare And Deadly Poisonous Turtle Of Potawango Island
Bad Tommy Crosses The Wrong Damned Dame
...not all of him was there when they found him Yet Another "10 Things Meme" This one is easy... Ten Things You Want To Do Before You Die 10: Piss on the graves of several ex-presidents of the United States 9: See a family of African elephants in the wilds of Africa 8: Visit Australia … Continue reading Bad Tommy Crosses The Wrong Damned Dame
Tree Kangaroo Adventures
...featuring real tree kangaroos Here is my entry in the Island Game Experiment. Grass Island Grass Island was so named because the windward side of the island is a low, flat plain. The native grasses grow waist high to a tall man and wild horses and cattle run free. This temperate island measures just about … Continue reading Tree Kangaroo Adventures
The Night We Saved Earth From The Killer Crawdads
...with garlic butter, cajun rice and plenty of beer A New, Semi Regular Gaming Experiment This will be a GMless experiment in running an LJ game based upon each player representing an island nation and the people who live on it. The rules will be as simple as I can make them. You can play … Continue reading The Night We Saved Earth From The Killer Crawdads
Friends With Benefits And Pie
...it doesn't get any better than that Fresh 100% Organic Stuff 1: Just in case anyone was in doubt, Sarah Palin is still Conservative America's Halfwitted Hillbilly Sweetheart...now with added mental problems. 2: My Sweet Little Parasauralophus Of Sweetness and I had a fine little 4th of July dinner last night: lamb breast (actually lamb … Continue reading Friends With Benefits And Pie
The Enchanted Underwear
...a story of magic and comfort Gaming News From The House Of Hounds Last Sunday, my group got together for the first time in at least a month. More importantly, we were back up to 5 players again. In light of this, I scrapped the "Antropomorphic Otter Secret Agents" fantasy series and, as is the … Continue reading The Enchanted Underwear
The Screwball Funny, Yet Also Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The 5 Robots Named Gus
...co-starring her new boyfriend, Blinky Swerdlow I took The Girls to the park just a bit ago. We do this every weekday, since the park is only about 2 blocks away and they both need exercise. Winker, who needs to work off some of her chubbiness, is not a great fan of such walks, since … Continue reading The Screwball Funny, Yet Also Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The 5 Robots Named Gus