...which is why you don't roughhouse with lepers Amnesia & Magic Part Seventeen I'm reading the first page, which is in English and all about asking Mother Earth to bless this ritual and confer Her wisdom and a bunch of other stuff. It takes me about a minute and as the last word … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye, An Ear, Two Fingers And A Nipple
Month: July 2013
This Is Not My Beautiful Mouse
...this is not my beautiful knife Sorry this was so late coming, Gentle Readers. Amnesia & Magic Part Sixteen The Oldest One smiles and nods his head. “Yes, we'll be chatting. I'm going to tell you a few things about what is coming up. We don't have much time, despite how things look.” … Continue reading This Is Not My Beautiful Mouse
The 63 Things You Don’t Want To Stick Up Your Nose
... we could have made the list longer, but we got too grossed out Amnesia & Magic Part Fifteen Try as I might, I can't get myself moving faster than a very slow and jerky sort of speed. This must be what having a super slow motion palsy must be like. Dak looks scared and … Continue reading The 63 Things You Don’t Want To Stick Up Your Nose
The Girl With Green Nipples Goes To Rome
...Rome, Georgia Amnesia & Magic Part Fourteen About a hundred yards behind us and coming up fast is a thirty foot tall humanoid creature that looks like it's made out of the very forest around us. It's got soil and pine needles and rocks and even little trees in it. The eyes look like … Continue reading The Girl With Green Nipples Goes To Rome
Terror Of The Crocodile Women
...it was double billed with The Walking Slime Amnesia & Magic Part Thirteen Ham, eggs, home fries & toast, I'm looking at you with love in my heart. It's a big breakfast, but I'm up to it. Dak is plowing through a plate of sausages and eggs, so we aren't talking too much. The only … Continue reading Terror Of The Crocodile Women
The Stupidly Funny, Yet Also Quite Uplifting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Completely Crazy Cats
...featuring her wacky pal, Vividly Blue Benny Amnesia & Magic Part Twelve Ok, Ok, I'm waking up here. Stupid damned alarm clock! I'm not even fully awake yet and I slip the ring on my finger. I feel a momentary tingle all over, but other than that, nothing happens. The dream, or whatever it was, … Continue reading The Stupidly Funny, Yet Also Quite Uplifting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Completely Crazy Cats