…Step 1: STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING OCEAN!
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The Doclopedia #1,607
The Numbers: 311
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Was the number of miles a time traveler had to cover in order to get his time conveyance back when it was stolen by Mongols in 1354. To do this, he walked, rode stolen horses and even flew a crude hang glider 36 miles. He dodged military columns, bandits and wild animals. By the time he got to his time machine, he was tired, dirty and hungry.
He was also pissed off, which is part of why the Mongol Empire does not rule part of the planet.
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The Doclopedia #1,608
The Numbers: 5
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Five is how many dinosaurs are still living in the DinoPark nature preserve. They are a small family group of triceratops, 1 adult male, 2 adult females and 2 immature females. The male is old, but may have a few breeding seasons left in him. Regardless, it is almost certain that there will be no living dinosaurs left in 25 years.
After the disaster that was DinoPark’s opening day, most of the dinosaurs, including all of the carnosaurs, were destroyed. Only 18 plant eaters were left alive and most of those died over the next 15 years. The triceratops have hung on for 10 years past that.
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