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The Doclopedia #1,621
It’s All Fun & Games Until…: Her Dad Shows Up
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“The O’Hara twins parents are going to be gone all night, you said. They’re a couple of really wild chicks that will go all the way, you said. We’ll have 3 or 4 hours with them, you said. It wl be a night to remember, you said.
Well, that last part is sure as hell true, Mark. I’ll remember being right in the middle of hot foreplay, wearing only my boxers, when the light of her parents car shone through the window.
I’ll remember grabbing my clothes and shoes and jumping out a third story window into a fucking oak tree and doing a barely controlled fall 30 feet to the ground. By morning, my body will be 60% scabs.
I’ll remember running like hell barefooted down a gravel driveway and hearing her dad come come out of the house yelling he’s kill us and then turning loose those two werewolves he calls dogs.
You know what else I’ll remember? Diving into that goddamn cold irrigation canal water and nearly having a heart attack when he drove right past us TWICE!
And I’ll remember this moonlight stroll through a peach orchard while I am wet, cold, still only half dressed and we still have two miles to go to get to where you parked your car.
Oh yeah, Mark, I’m gonna remember this night.”
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The Doclopedia #1,622
It’s All Fun & Games Until…: The Ship Starts Sinking
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“Oh, thank the Mother Goddess you survived, Shaneen! Here, climb on board this table. There you go. I was so afraid you had gone down with the ship. Where were you at when we began sinking? Really? Well, the front of the ship on the main deck was a good place to be then.
Me? I was down on Deck Two with that handsome Kivari trader we saw when we first came on board. He and I were on our way to his cabin to get better acquainted when we saw water rushing down the hallway. We made it up to Deck One when we met the rush of people trying to get up onto the main deck. It was a madhouse and by the time I got to the foot of the stairs, the water was up to my ankles.
I heard one man saying that some mages had accidentally conjured a Devouring Sphere that fell straight through the ship and into the water. That would explain why the ship sank so fast. By the time I got up on deck, almost everyone had abandoned ship, so I just jumped overboard. Fortunately, this table was floating by and I got on it.
Well, let’s paddle north to the coastline. I don’t think it’s more than 5 or 6 miles. Grab a couple of those wooden serving platters. We’ll use them as paddles.
Oh, look, it’s that Kivari merchant, clinging to a barrel. Let’s give that handsome rich man a ride.”
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