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The Doclopedia #1,600
The Numbers: 28
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Was the age of Li Fung Ma when he released the last surviving dragon from it’s 1,400 year imprisonment beneath a mountain in northeastern China. The very grateful dragon gifted Li with excellent health and a not so small fortune in gems and gold.
Then it left the mountain, saw what the communists and Chairman Mao had done to China and wiped out all of them and every trace they had existed.
Li Fung Ma later moved to California, married a Chinese American woman, had 4 children and operated a farm growing Asian vegetables.
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The Doclopedia #1,601
The Numbers: 108
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Is how many of the Giant Carnivorous Chickens that escaped from Bullings Laboratory are still running loose. The town of Dillard, Missouri, is still under quarantine until the remaining 500 pound chickens are located and killed, but locals swear at least 50 of them have gotten through the military cordon.
If you see an enormous chicken, get indoors or inside a large automobile as fast as possible. Do NOT shoot them, since that only pisses them off.
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