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The Doclopedia #2,170
You’ve Found A…: Belt Pouch
It looks pretty work, Suka. Let’s look inside. Might have a few coppers. Hmm, 5 coppers, a silver, this old corroded amulet and a glowing red rock. I’m no expert, but that amulet might be worth something and we should take that rock over to Lan Wo. Wizards love stuff like that and he might pay well for it.
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The Doclopedia #2,171
You’ve Found A…: Strange Gun
Oh hey, would ya look at that. That right there is a strange lookin’ gun, Nels. I ain’t ever seen anything like that. It looks like one a dem spaceman ray guns from the picture show. Oh jeez, Nels, be careful with… HOLY HANNAH! Oh man, you just disintegrated Old Man Olson’s tractor! We’d better be beatin’ feet outta here. Oh jeez!
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CritterCon 13
CritterCon 13: Day Zero: In which I am back in control and ready for mischief!
As with last year, we are taking our trip minus family members. We will miss Luke and Misty, but take comfort in knowing they are out there somewhere in new bodies, killing it with their acting abilities.
(Sasha: We aren’t sure where they are, but we know they’re performing because actors.)
As always with these Day Zero entries, it is late on Thursday night and only Sasha and I are still awake. Everyone else is sleeping off a day of barbecue, gaming and hanging out. Now, let’s get on with this so I can catch a few hours of sleep.
New this year will be reports from some of our other human travelers. Those humans, and their NHT companions, are…
Me
Grace, Sasha, Cupcake, Brownie, Pixie, Tucker, Omar & Amy
Spike & Mary Jones
Peter, Holly, Goldie & Penny Hildreth
Avis, Leon & Lettie Crane
Ginie & Roxy Murphy
Gabriel Gentile
Brian Misiaszek, his wife Caroline King & Sadie
Mark, Cathy & Sadie Ford
Two Sadies means one is Sadie M and one is Sadie F.
(Sasha: And my spidermantis, Flora!)
While other humans will be adding to my reportage, that does not mean the NHT won’t be commenting. They certainly will. Probably couldn’t shut them up if I wanted to.
(Sasha: Very funny, Daddy.)
So after last year’s somewhat lackluster (by our usual standards) trip, I was given free reign to plan our trip this year and select what Roadside Attractions we would stop at. After months of research and consideration, I decided to take full advantage of Sweetie’s ability to materialize anywhere/anywhen, which means that this year, our 5 day trip will be a Greatest Hits Collection!
Sasha: Oh joy! Expect us to hit all the creepy places, folks.)
Yep, we will be visiting a bunch of my/our favorite previous stops, located all over Canada and the USA. We’ll also stop at a few newly discovered places, including two more Giant Jesus statues!
(Sasha: I’m amazed that Daddy had not found these places years ago. Strange, that.)
We have no new rooms on the Bus this year, but the Meadow Room and the Forest Room have combined to form a really nice 1 mile square park.
(Sasha: It’s a really great park, folks.)
Well, it’s time for Sasha and I to hit the sack. Tomorrow, the trip blogging starts.
(Sasha: In typical Daddy fashion, he neglected to mention that we are leaving on the morning of July 31st, which is the second day of Gen Con. However, since Gen Con is all online and we have control of the old timey wimey, anyone wanting to go online for that con in between seeing Giant Jesus or whatever goofy/creepy place Daddy has chosen, can do so easily.)
(Gabriel: Woke up with my mind racing, as it does before these con trips. Decided to go to the wine cellar. The attendant androids looked like Vincent Price and Peter Lorre. Asked what wines they had and they said “Why, all of them.” Decided to try the Amontillado. It just seemed right.)
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