…a slow paced rpg
The Doclopedia #3,565
To Make A Short Story Long: How To Find The Dungeon
(A tip of the old bandana to Riki Bruner for suggesting this theme.)
Short Version
Just buy the map from Stilwich & Florn.
Long Version
Oh, so you lot want to go find the Dungeon of Misty Hills, eh? Just gonna ride on over there and walk right in? Well let me tell you a thing or three. When I was a young sword for hire, me and my mates met up with the last adventuring group to venture into that ancient and dangerous pit, and they were in bad shape. Really bad shape. Seven had gone in, four came out, and two of those barely survived. The cleric lost his whole right leg and the big Amazon ended up lame, blind in one eye, and scarred up so she looked like tooled leather. The other two, another sword swinger and an Elven thief, were only a bit less banged up.
When they were all able to speak, they paid me and the crew back by giving us a bunch of their stuff. We needed a lot of it, but we sold the rest around town, including the map to get to the dungeon. Got five gold for it over at Stilwich & Florn Books.
They’ve still got it, so if you’re still crazy to go, trot on over there and buy it.
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