…he’s a tough one
The Doclopedia #2,468
Lost & Found: Lost Monkey
I recently lost my pet monkey, Gilbert, at the Fun Pet Fair in Central Park. He ran up into the trees and was gone. If any one sees him, or manages to catch him, let me know. I am offering a reward.
Gilbert is a South American Wooly Monkey. He was wearing a pair of yellow shorts and a blue t-shirt. Gilbert is mostly friendly toward women and kids, but he might be okay with some men. Please be aware that he does have a drinking problem and has been known to mug winos for their hooch. When he is drunk, he may try to steal a car.
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