…those little bastards
The Doclopedia #2,467
Small Town Secrets: Booger
Booger is a medium sized mixed breed dog that belongs to either Sam Buckley or the Harrison family. Nobody is quite sure. Old Booger is thought to be around 10 years old, but he still has plenty of pep in his step. He wanders all over town and everybody knows him. We all give him pets and scratches and treats.
SECRET: Booger is actually 32 years old and an agent for the Non-Human Terran Alliance Ministry of Human Relations. His job here is to coordinate his team of dogs, cats, farm animals, and wildlife, all of whom are watching these small town humans and learning how they think and act.