…everyone hates him
The Doclopedia #2,439
Oh Shit!: I Forgot To Turn Off The Replicator!
“Klich, I need you at Replication Master Control now! I’m in deep shit. I was doing regular maintenance on the Captain’s replicator and I may have fucked up. Yeah, I did everything right. I ran diagnostic scans and everything, then set it to replicate ice cubes. I had it doing them one at a time into a bucket and once it did 50, I told it to stop. Yeah, yeah, but here’s where I blew it. See, I had just set it to continuous replication, so I didn’t have to say ice cube every damned 5 seconds. But I forgot to set it back to normal function because Engineering called to ask me something. Yeah, I’m sure he would reset it himself, but that’s not the problem. See, as I was walking out the door, I did my imitation of the Captain, and I think it was loud enough for the replicator to hear. Now it’s been 15 minutes and I need you to override that replicator, then help me get Housecleaning bots in there because there must be a shitload of hot Earl Grey tea and broken cups all over!”
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