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The Doclopedia #1,836
Oh, Shit!: We’re Screwed!
Jesus, Lenny, them cops is still on our tail! Must be 5 or 6 cars back there. Oh man, we are so screwed. I knew we shouldn’t have trusted Jimmy Legs. Somethin’ about him never smelled right an’ here we find out he was singin’ to the cops.
I’m glad you changed your mind and parked in the alley instead of down by the corner. That bought us maybe 15 minutes. I dunno, Lenny, I mean, we got the money and all, but we ain’t got away yet. I’m trusting your driving, but you’ve made so many turns I’m dizzy an’ lost. I hope…ON THE LEFT! MORE COPS!
Aw, crap, Lenny, there must be 10 of ’em now! I hope you can get us outta this!
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The Doclopedia #1,837
Oh, Shit!: Here Come The Giants!
SHIT! Giants are coming down the valley! Sound the alarm and get the trebuchets and catapults ready!
Sarge, get those poison arrows ready and send Private Griggins up the mountain to tell the dwarves. Damn, even this far off I can tell that at least one of them is a Stone Giant.
You men on the gate, shut it as soon as the last of the villagers are inside. You, archers, I want a hail of those poison arrows as soon as those big bastards are close enough to hit.
Damn, it looks like there are four of them. This might be worse than back in ’09. Everyone get ready to fight!
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