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The Doclopedia #1,838
Oh, Shit!: Which Wire Do I Cut!
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Oh fuck me raw! That son of a bitch used all black wires. What do I do now, Dawson? I’ve got just under 3 minutes here before half this continent gets a dose of neurotoxin.
Yeah, okay, power source. Would that be a small black capsule looking thing? Okay, right. Timer? There are two possibilities there. One goes right into the bomb, the other goes into a tiny square thing. Okay, but hurry.
Look, Dawson, there’s a geo test shaft about 10 feet away. If I can get this thing into it, it should fall pretty far pretty fast. That would mitigate much of the blast, right? Maybe only kill every living thing for a few miles around? Yeah, I know I’m handcuffed to it.
So, do I cut a wire or start rolling this thing? Are you sure? 75%? Well, okay, buddy, that’ll have to do. You know what to tell everyone if this goes wrong.
Cutting in 3…2…1…
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The Doclopedia #1,839
Oh, Shit!: We Don’t Have Any Healing Potion!
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No, no no! We don’t have any healing potion left! None! We have a little of that salve, but it only heals smaller wounds and there are maybe 3 applications left.
Here, bind up Twigg’s leg as best we can. Gorta, let me put some salve on that hand. We need to able to hold your sword.
Polus, you and I are going to just have to grit our teeth and deal with these burns later. Rugan, I’ll put salve on it to stop the pain, but you may lose that eye.
Okay, we’re about as healed as we can get. Now we need to retreat up to the third level and get to that room with the healing waters. Polus, just fireball the shit out of anything that attacks us along the way. We don’t have time to stand and fight.
Next time, we’re bringing 20 vials of healing potion!
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