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The Doclopedia #2,434
Oh Shit!: A Cop Is Following Us!
“Oh no! OH NO! Dana, there’s a cop behind us! Oh shit! We’re both underage and stoned and we’ve got a backseat full of beer! If he stops us, we’ll get arrested and our parents will kill us. Fuck Howie and Brent for having us go pick up that beer. You know it’s stolen, right? Yeah, those two and Saul Gomez grabbed 10 cases off a truck last Friday. That’s why we found it in Howie’s grandfather’s barn. If we don’t get arrested, I’m going to kill those guys! Now, just drive like things are okay and turn right down the next street. If he turns too, we are busted.”