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The Doclopedia #3,462
Good Dogs: Boogie
Breed: Pit Bull
How was Boogie a good boy? So good that, while his humans were at church one Sunday, he stopped a burglar cold! Did he do that because of the well known pit bull bravery and viciousness? No, he did it by pooping an epic amount all over the kitchen floor.
Boogie saw the burglar coming toward the mostly glass kitchen door. This scared him badlyand he ran around the kitchen releasing a lot of runny poop. Then he hid behind the garbage can.
The burglar opened the door forcefully, took three steps inside, started to gag from the smell, then slipped in poop and hit his head on the solid oak table, causing him to fall unconscious face first into more poop.
THEN Boogie got brave and started barking.
When the humans got home 15 minutes later, Boggie was still barking and the burglar was conscious, but barfing. The police came a few minutes later and took the burglar away.
Boogies humans told him he was a good boy, then cleaned him up along with the kitchen.
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