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Small Town Secrets: Lucky, The Dog

The first thing you need to learn about Lucky is that he’s smart. No, not smart for a dog, I mean smart for a human. Right now, I’d bet good money that he’s one of the 5 smartest people in town. He’s sure as hell smarter that Sam Wright, his “owner.”

The next thing is that Lucky is truly lucky. Unnaturally so. Examples? How about the time that old June Pozanski lost control of her car on Main Street, wrecked 9 cars, hit 4 people and was heading right at Lucky when the car suddenly swerved into that big maple tree on the corner of 3rd street.

Or the fact that Lucky was the only survivor of that plane crash in that plane that Sam’s nephew was flying. Three dead humans, one dog without a scratch.

Bear attacks Lucky, but has a goddamn heart attack and dies before hitting him.

Ully Dimitrov gets drunk and decides he’s going to shoot Lucky? Something was stuck in the barrel of his rifle and it blew up in his face.

No, Lucky has earned his name.

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