The Anoles Of History

…not to be confused with a karma chameleon

Well, aside from a 2 hour session of Attempted Suicide By Landscaping, today was a pretty mellow day for me. Got up, ate, yadda yadda yadda. Worked on some turns for the Kingdom Building Game…did a bit of reading…listened to some reggae. Then, about 2:00, I decided to go tackle the hillside in my seemingly neverending quest to get enough of it chopped away to build a fuckin’ retaining wall.

Two hours later, after a brutal steel cage match with the hardass clay soil, I decided to stop working so I could either have a major heart attack or just keel over dead. Fortunately, I was saved from having to choose by My Sweet Little Pad Thai of Passion, who helped me put the tools away and stagger into the house and the loving arms of my Lazy Boy. Still, despite everything, I reckon I removed another 1,500 pounds of soil.

And now, back to game turns and drinking a bit of green tea,